When texting an ADHD employee, this is what they think:

'Noted'= Fired
'👍'= Fired with vibes
'Can we chat?'= Politely fired
[No emojis]= Doom
'ASAP'= Actively Seeking Another Paycheck
'FYI'= Firing You Immediately
'Let’s circle back.'= Fired, but later
Every ding= Do I cry or pack my desk first?