Stirred it up, took a sip, nearly hurled. It was disgusting. No orange flavor, no cream flavor, just grossness. My partner saw my face and said, “I didn’t think it sounded good, and I’m guessing it’s not?”
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About my partner, for context: super cool, very chill, likes to party, always brings good beer, well traveled, adventurous Englishman who was raised in the UK and the Bahamas before coming to the US for college. He is very smart and funny and in no way a prude.
So as I was trying to get the horrid taste out of my mouth, I answered his question without even thinking and said, “it tastes like bad cum…but with fizz.” He choked on his own water and was like OH MY GOD 😂
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Deadass looked at him with a straight face and said, “absolutely, 100%.”
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
What the fuck is wrong with me.