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rachyall.bsky.social
Shiny goth bohemian artist housewife. Woman in tech. Soccer mom. Crafter. Peloton. Tennis player. Arsenal/Atlanta/Auburn vs. all y’all. I identify as a fucking threat. But also she/they/y’all. https://cash.app/$RachelNeedsMoney
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I’m tired of doing housework and it’s almost bedtime. Ask me anything. ngl.link/rachyall

Have just remembered something I said to my nearly 60-year old mixed doubles partner yesterday during our match and am properly horrified now. 🫣

You rock! Me scissors. (me never learns, and me loves when you make a fist)

Share where you’re at via meme format.

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We should do violence against Nazis. Just on sight.

watched some reacher on the treadmill today and i do love that we have a whole franchise whose central premise is “what if a man were really big”

I will never EVER have another cat in this house as long as I live. I hate these things.

Tryna make some money! Can’t be giving them away for free in this economy.

Ask me all your burning questions. ngl.link/rachyall

THIRST TRAP HOT TAKE: politicians should be forced to use the lowest tier of health care that they find acceptable for impoverished and uninsured people. Now be a good boy or a sweet girl and send me some money for coffee before my tennis match tomorrow morning. cash.app/$RachelNeeds...

My self tanner smells like buttered popcorn and it is fairly nauseating 🤢

Tell me how I literally just stabbed myself 🤦🏻‍♀️

My favorite tank top, which has been lost for several weeks, has finally turned up. Thank you for your concern.

Inaugural Thirst Trap Hot Take: Fuck Mitch McConnell, good riddance, and I hope he falls down the stairs one last time straight to hell.

I’m going to start posting my hot takes with thirst traps to see if that gets more views. Billionaires shouldn’t exist! **boobs** Leftists should ALSO own guns! **ass** It might not help, but it probably won’t hurt.

I’m going to get a tattoo across my chest that says ALL RAGRETS

I don’t even wear jeans that much, but I bought some flare leg jeans last week and I’m wearing them today because it’s cold, and you know what, hell yeah.

Just gonna see what happens.

Chat I keep getting notifications about U10 boys needing a soccer coach since we moved from recreational to competitive. I feel SO GUILTY about it. 😅

Literally does not even have to be Jodie Foster at this point. Lots of celebrities are easily impressed.

I mean mah gawd Jason Isbell. 🥴

I really should eat lunch before I go to Costco, right?

I would literally do anything to have a pet raven.

I’m telling you, if the father of my child started using them as a human shield because there is a very real and rapidly increasing chance of him getting popped in the dome, he’d never see that child again. Come find me, bitch. You’d be begging for the OSOK.

One day, they both will be dead.

I had a tantrum. Bring back bullying.

I was in line behind a mortuary transport van at Dunkin this morning. When I passed them on the road, I saw the name of the company: KMS Transport. That’s a little dark, even for me.

But I did remember to drink my collagen peptides this morning. Is my right knee fixed yet?