rachyall.bsky.social
Shiny goth bohemian artist housewife. Woman in tech. Soccer mom. Crafter. Peloton. Tennis player.
Arsenal/Atlanta/Auburn vs. all y’all.
I identify as a fucking threat.
But also she/they/y’all.
https://cash.app/$RachelNeedsMoney
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He’s a good sport but damn it I know when I have caught someone completely off guard 😂
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I KNOW, LUKE
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But THEN he asked, “but wait, is there such a thing as GOOD…that?”
Deadass looked at him with a straight face and said, “absolutely, 100%.”
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
What the fuck is wrong with me.
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So as I was trying to get the horrid taste out of my mouth, I answered his question without even thinking and said, “it tastes like bad cum…but with fizz.” He choked on his own water and was like OH MY GOD 😂
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About my partner, for context: super cool, very chill, likes to party, always brings good beer, well traveled, adventurous Englishman who was raised in the UK and the Bahamas before coming to the US for college. He is very smart and funny and in no way a prude.
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Stirred it up, took a sip, nearly hurled. It was disgusting. No orange flavor, no cream flavor, just grossness. My partner saw my face and said, “I didn’t think it sounded good, and I’m guessing it’s not?”
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He had some ZipFizz energy powders in his tennis bag and he said I was welcome to them if I wanted. I do love a ZipFizz so I checked out the flavors he had. I saw an orange cream flavor and I typically fuck with the orange cream flavor combo, so I took it and emptied it into my water.
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I sold to Opendoor years ago and made close to 100% profit. 😬 This was before they started gobbling up all the real estate, I thought it was just a novel little idea at the time. I wouldn’t do it again. But they way overpaid for my house and I’m pretty sure lost money on the next sale. So. 😂
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“Let’s physically and mentally break a significant subset of the population, many of whom are trained killing machines and firearm owners, and just for fun let’s fuck with their healthcare, access to medications and therapies, and their income! What could possibly go wrong?”
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You know what, hell yeah
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I love both my air fryer and my pressure cooker and use them on a weekly basis.
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Not a provocative gesture. Full on Nazi salute with a smarmy little nod. Call it like it is. Stop coddling these psychos.
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Yeah, that does make sense, it’s just gonna be difficult for us to do. Womp womp. 😣
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Agree with this. Haven’t set foot in a Target in months, sold off my Tesla stock, trying to shop secondhand as much as possible when the kids want new clothes, etc. Amazon will be hard to go cold turkey, but I have been much more discerning about Amazon purchases and we’re getting there.
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Okay I’ll give it a try
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UGH REALLY?? Both parents have to be present?! That’s obnoxious.
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Also, the dude aspired to run through the halls of his high school. I haven’t even thought about my high school in 25 years.
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OR I spend $85 on food that I will eat when I get home and the biggest bag of Reese’s Eggs I’ve ever seen 😅