She have the cadence of a small kid trying to tell them that it is not her that was caught on the chair with the hand in the cookie jar, but it was in fact the f-ing brown person across the street.
You have to be more kind. Being a press secretary for the WH when you are also thinking about prom is hard. What to wear? Will Billy or Ross ask me? A lot. OK?
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The FBI director always looks like he didn't remember there was a test today.
And the SecDef always sounds like he's arguing with the bartender who just cut him off.
Every sentence must contain some form of praise for Trump.