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Trad tradwife (i.e. running an illegal gin operation from the root cellar)
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Two weeks from now the crew of a nuclear submarine are going to see this email and the subsequent one firing them all.

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Reading pope power rankings. Absolutely losing it that the word for eligible popes is "popeable."

submitted 1 hour ago • 74 comments

Rather miffed at how misled I was as a child. I came into womanhood expecting moats. Lots of moats. So far, nary a cartoon moat. And crocodiles in moats? Not one.

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From r/coolguides

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You know how the mafia got started? Sicilian farmers were exporting valuable citrus fruits, relying on irrigation systems. The mafia got hold of control of irrigation and threatened to cut off the water if substantial protection money not paid, siphoning off the farmers’ profits. Similar thing here.

submitted 15 hours ago • 7 comments

Elon’s “It’s not about the pasta!” moment. #vpr

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Perhaps, but I got bullied for wearing a red jumper during elections, so I reckon toffs are at least part of the problem.

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