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crabapplejones.bsky.social
Trad tradwife (i.e. running an illegal gin operation from the root cellar)
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Might be helpful to start by reading Matthew 27-28.

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Trump to $META

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Putting a maxipad on a stack of cash and chanting YMCA like an ancient witch. 🤞

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

I feel like if you encounter a vampire and they aren’t rich that improves your odds substantially. Bro is immortal but couldn’t figure out how to get compound interest to work in his favor, he’s not exactly a mastermind. Keep your wits about you and you’re probably fine.

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“.. Furniture producers in China have seen a complete halt in orders from U.S. importers, and we’re hearing the same across toys, apparel, footwear, and sports equipment. .. Almost everything is on hold as it relates to China business.” @loriannlarocco.bsky.social www.cnbc.com/2025/04/12/t...

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This is happening. They are building the Elon Musk infinite money machine.

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United Fruit got to overthrow countries as a little treat to keep the bananas flowing and now Apple gets to sidestep a trade war as a little treat to keep the iPhones flowing. We always help a company named after fruit but who it is changes.

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I can’t believe we get to be buds with other creatures. Dog pals, cats and homing pigeons, wombats and frogs - so many creatures to befriend. One of life’s spectaculars.

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That man suspended the export ban on Nvidia's H20 AI chips after Jensen Huang paid to eat with him. China isn’t a NatSec risk after all? www.tomshardware.com/tech-industr...

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Sad Boy Cabinet.

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White Potus

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submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

The people running this country are stone-cold misogynists. I’m not saying anything new, but it’s fu**ing extraordinary. I hope it always shocks me.

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This thread is breathtaking. Custer shares lots of student visa revocations - others chime in with even more. School, after school, after school - students hit across the country.

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nvm

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