Matt Gaetz isn't the first Congressman to pay people for sex, do drugs, or lie about it. But he's the first Congressman to do those things with a forehead that looks, in Kara Swisher's words, like a fivehead.
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ED is a real thing. Popping boner pulls cuz you’re too coked out or spun out to get hard is just sad. Matt Gaetz is a Temu Dan Bilzerian bought at a dollar store.
He is a bargain basement Marquis de Sade. The best part about his loserdom is that he probably sees nothing wrong with being a cranked up teen fucker. He thinks he is winning, that he is sigma.
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Remember, Trump invaded a changing room for 15 year old girls at a beauty pageant.
Wouldn't be surprised if Republican congressmen hope Trump abuses their own kids one day.