This calls for diversionary tactics, which differ from usual going-to-bed tactics, get-up-to-pee tactics, and leave-me-alone-when-I-wake-up tactics. None are guaranteed to work. Blocking pillows are a bonus. πππ
Hahahaβ¦ these looks translated: βYes, you forgot to turn the light off in the other room. IF we move to let you out of bed, we demand treatos.β A deal was made.
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An unmade bed is an invitation to your furry critters. π€·ββοΈ
Do dogs volunteer to "help" make the bed like cats do? π₯΄
You might be getting off easy here if you just seek other accommodations. π€
There's always a Murphy bed, too. Ned, you have options. π€
Nice that they left you the pillows really. In a drooly, hairy kind of way.
Also, the toots must really guarantee you a good nights sleep π.
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Melt into the available space
Trust your body to flow easily, like water in a stream bed
For your convenience, I've attached a visual guide