Fed workers have received emails asking them “What did you do last week?"
Text:
“Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week and cc your manager.
Please do not send any classified information, links, or attachments.
Deadline is this Monday at 11:59pmEST.”
Text:
“Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week and cc your manager.
Please do not send any classified information, links, or attachments.
Deadline is this Monday at 11:59pmEST.”
Comments
-pound
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-the
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2) Thought about how I would like to feed Elon thru a wood chipper
3) Wondered if Trump would fit in a wood chipper
4) Plotted the destruction of America
5) Flipped the bird at every Tesla I saw
- play golf
- play golf
- play golf
- play golf
-fitting for my crown
https://bsky.app/profile/jokawpa.bsky.social/post/3lisac55is22e
That's why the question is to list what you did last week.
Monday you can fall apart.
Tuesday, Wednesday, break my heart.
Thursday doesn't even start.
It's Friday, I'm in love.
Reply goes to who?
DOGE?
So what kind of agency has authority over every other worker and is yet not an "Officer" of the USA that is required to be Senate-Confirmed?
Fired a back general twice the man I could ever be
Fired a female general twice the patriot I could ever be
Stabbed Zelensky in the back, twice as brave as I could ever be
Kissed Putin’s ass about who started the war
Watched egg prices continue to skyrocket
- Fuck
- You
- You're
- Not
- My Boss?
Tue: (see Mon).
Wed: (see Tue).
Thu: (see Wed).
Fri: (see Thu).
That’s 20 things.
Except it was both 5 Ups + 5 Downs
• 5 Accomplishments Expected Next Week / 5 UPS
• 5 Accomplishments from this week / 5 DOWNS
Every week, rolled up to the top, in a massive email that no one read
1. confidencial;
2.No conflict of interest;
3. fare & impartial
4.no mass communication;
5. timely report to superviser &E-system.
*looked at this email to discover you're clueless.
*wrote response to this stupid shit.
*performed tasks in a hostile work environment.
*worked in a hostile work environment without going postal.
*refrained from telling you to go fuck yourself, until now.
- 🖕
- 🖕
- 🖕
- 🖕
- 🖕
“They are destroyers. We are the builders.”
https://www.theverge.com/news/617014/federal-workers-we-the-builders-website-doge
2. I did more classified work
3. I did even more classified work
4. Have you gotten the idea yet?
5. I thought about how it’d be much more efficient if I didn’t have to respond to these stupid fucking emails