Duh, use the beacons. Wait.. I’m not supposed to explain about the beacons for another 300 years. DISREGARD. - ThreadSky

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captaindisillusion.bsky.social • 27 days ago

Duh, use the beacons. Wait.. I’m not supposed to explain about the beacons for another 300 years. DISREGARD.

Reposted from Nick

Captain why do we record that time in reference to a local planetary orbit?

Can we use something more universal?

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reenchanted.bsky.social•27 days ago

Bummer. In the meantime, I suppose we could base our measurements of time on something at least a bit more universal, such as the vibrational frequency of quartz or how often the McRib returns.

ninjabraap.bsky.social•26 days ago

yomaggie.bsky.social•26 days ago

Was just here to post this!🔥

drlarrymitchell.bsky.social•26 days ago

dysio.de•27 days ago

Instantly made me remember this story: https://365tomorrows.com/2006/03/31/a-lighthouse-through-time/

lillyroux.bsky.social•24 days ago

Buh,, but I'm not gonna be alive for another 300 years, I'll be a pile of dust by then cap!

simonabunker.bsky.social•27 days ago

We're only supposed to use those in an emergency!

jimmystarstuff.bsky.social•27 days ago

epicart.bsky.social•27 days ago

Captain D., the real Hari Seldon

upnerdabby.bsky.social•27 days ago

Wow, that's a deep reference nice.

kibernetik.bsky.social•27 days ago

Hey Captain, I'm also from way into the future, like so far. Unfortunately, I forgot all about the beacons, although I definitely knew at some time. Could you refresh my memory and elaborately explain them? I promise not to tell that to modern humans and cause a bootstrap paradox.

wbtesq.bsky.social•26 days ago

Captain's log....

gabriel-nightshade.bsky.social•26 days ago

I'm suddenly picturing Captain Disillusion in the Warhammer 40k universe...

Wait.... Don't sit on the big golden throne CD!!!

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