If you find yourself at the very back of the London Marathon, why not cheer yourself up by pretending you are absolutely terrifying and everyone in front is actually fleeing from you? - ThreadSky

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tiernandouieb.bsky.social • 10 days ago

If you find yourself at the very back of the London Marathon, why not cheer yourself up by pretending you are absolutely terrifying and everyone in front is actually fleeing from you?

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theselectfyrd.bsky.social•10 days ago

Or that you're lapping them??

russellengland.bsky.social•10 days ago

tikgnat.bsky.social•10 days ago

I would be very scary then.

mothtwiceborn.bsky.social•10 days ago

tiernandouieb.bsky.social•10 days ago

He could run the London Marathon in about 4 steps.

mothtwiceborn.bsky.social•10 days ago

So would a lot of other people if he was behind them 😁

gingertotty.bsky.social•10 days ago

Absolutely my vibe if I ever do this. I might eat some cars and shout Screeeeonnnnnnnnnk and shoot lasers from my eyes for lols

tiernandouieb.bsky.social•10 days ago

I reckon you'd at least get a bit of an interview on the telly.

gingertotty.bsky.social•10 days ago

“So yeah, I’m running for Kaiju Awareness in honour of my dear departed Mothra…”

tiernandouieb.bsky.social•10 days ago

😂😂😂😂 'My plan is just, head down, fire large beams of energy from my mouth, knock over any buildings in my way. Oh yeah and listen to my playlist.'

gingertotty.bsky.social•10 days ago

*LAFFSNORT* YES

dave-almighty.bsky.social•10 days ago

Pretend you’re about to lap them all.

tiernandouieb.bsky.social•10 days ago

Bonus: If you catch up with any of them, you're allowed to eat them.

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