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On @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Radio Nonsense podcast this week @joznorris.bsky.social joins me to talk about his crayon farm & answer stinky hippos Qs. Plus it’s the last chance to enter The Notwitches comp! Get your kids to listen at: pod.fo/e/2cb9c3 Available all the places podcasts live.

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‘Start cheating. Because when everyone does, no one is.’ Definitely how it works. Same with murders, theft and finding where the person in charge of this advert lives and committing arson. (I’m sure AI wrote it because these people are too lazy/thick to do that themselves)

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This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles

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We live in a country where this didn’t make the press.

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One aspect of the 'who can use which toilets' nonsense that no one's mentioned, is how few public toilets there are anywhere in the UK now anyway. The ones in our local park are so grim, anyone brave enough to enter should be able to, as its mostly just a home for mould, minibeasts & historic turds

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The kid has been watching me play Indiana Jones and the Great Circle and she’s been taking notes.

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What toilet should Labour leaders without a spine use though?

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The new Pope needs to be decided by a talent show I reckon. Pope Idol is right there. Come on everyone.

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Happy Earth Day! Why not celebrate by soiling yourself?

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fucking hell what a marketing stunt

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I think it’d be really funny if the White House ‘accidentally’ added Pete Hesgeth to a Signal group about the plans for him getting fired.

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Still a few days left to win a copy of #TheNotwitches signed by me and Dotty Sutton - details below! 👇

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Recently the excellent @garypanton.co.uk was the guest on @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Radio Nonsense podcast & kindly agreed to give away 5 signed copies of his v.funny kids book ‘The Notwitches’ in a comp. There’s a few days left if your kids would like to listen & send in an entry pod.fo/e/2be60a

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keeps fingers crossed Vance can pull the same trick twice in a week

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The Dalai Lama is quickly writing up a clause to veto any meetings with Giorgia Meloni.

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Stanley Tucci, it’s time to step up.

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Not saying Pope Francis was selfless but he clearly wanted to die on Friday but thought it’d be unfair to make everyone wait by a cave till Sunday.

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Woah JD Vance did a Liz Truss on the Pope. Let the countdown begin!

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My mum found a pic of the school guinea pig we looked after when I was little. I’ve never seen an animal that so looks so clearly like it’s witnessed terrible, terrible things.

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Thinking about how careful the Easter Bunny has to be in the US this year blatantly flaunting that much egg wealth. Someone’s definitely going to take him down.

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They always bury this bit.

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‘Easter Sunday!’ - How Super Mario tells you what day it is.

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Cloud eggs or something I should kill with fire? (I already ate it with my face)

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I am watching the movie Heat and I wanted to check if the actress is a young Angelina Jolie so I went to google and-

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No better way to remember something than by drinking so hard you forget everything. I hope all those centenarians lap this up and party hard. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Supar Pilut! From the great Keith Pakiz. Produced with the A Studio Digital team a while back. I am telling you Keith will make the next great animated show. Watch, share and enjoy. youtu.be/SvclbsHv0Is?...

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This week's brain dump of words from my head. open.substack.com/pub/tiernand...

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Well, as I’m sure you all know, we mark something important today. Yes: happy 45th anniversary of the thrremony at tremony at the liremony at the libraremony to all who celebrate

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