Only instead of Oregon we’re all just trying to get to our shitty offices after RTO forced us into hours-long commutes.
It’s like we’re living in a fucked up modern day Oregon Trail.

Ricky has polio
Tommy was shot in school
Bandits have run off with your social security
Susan has died from an ectopic pregnancy
You have died from a preventable disease
Nazis have vandalized your grave

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