Nothing wrong with me. LOTS wrong with a evil manner of conducting business that kills and maims thousands of people every year: christianity. Not to mention lies to them every day.
my uncle had us watch this movie when I was 8 when my father took us over for Easter. it was not a fun movie. not a happy movie. it was overall traumatizing experience. playing a video game with dead tentacle zombies was less horrifying to my young mind than this movie.
he definitely was. when my cousins were with him after their mother divorced him, he only allowed them to watch things that weren't modern cartoons, seeing them as "of the devil" and some shit. hyper-religious nonsense came out of his mouth whenever he spoke to me. he was VERY annoying.
It’s a great deal, and it came with early access to resident evil 6 and a scary alternate ending, AND IT ALL HAPPENED ON MARS!
can’t get any better than that.
Well, sure. One of them has him escape and get back together with his wife, only for her to hear the recordings of their dead kid and look at him aghast at his experience.
The other just has him haunt the room like all the people who came before him.
Movie screwed both mel Gibson and James caviesel's head's up. Would be much more noticable if America hadn't transitioned into bizarro world. Thanks trumpy bear,you dirty diapered,dinky dicked, demented, dictator's dick tasting despot
Obviously. The theatrical just has him resurrecting as per canon, but one delves deep into the book of Enoch, and the other alternate ending is insane. He takes on Kratos from God of War, and the fight is EPIC. The studio chickened out of that ending at the last minute though.
Deleted scenes and bloopers? Mary Magdalene's wardrobe malfunction during the washing the feet scene? And the whole cast singing Jesus Christ Superstar in the closing credits
“2 terrifying alternate endings!” - Ending 1 - After the third day, Jesus riseth… As a zombie! Ending 2 - They thought Jesus was dead, instead the Romans got… Easter Bloodday
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can’t get any better than that.
Uhm, okay. Weird.
The other just has him haunt the room like all the people who came before him.
NO SPOILERS PLEASE.
also heard there was a book.
https://youtu.be/sZA2gbUz77U?feature=shared
He gets down from the cross and started beating the Romans.
The other one; he just calls a cab home to his parents.
Relax, my friend. None of it's real. And none of us are getting out alive.