Jesus: “and do you see where there is just one set of footprints?”
Me: *nods*
Jesus: “It was then that I injured my back carrying you. So I called Attorney Jim Adler, The Texas Hammer, and he thinks I may be entitled to compensation”
Me: *nods*
Jesus: “It was then that I injured my back carrying you. So I called Attorney Jim Adler, The Texas Hammer, and he thinks I may be entitled to compensation”
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Like why didn’t Jesus tell me about all the Hammers, he’s had every opportunity