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the humerus is the funny bone & the fibula is the lying bone trust me im an orthopedist did i say orthopedist i meant psychopath bwahahahaha

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Are there absolutely no foot guys who use alt text on this website Luigi is showing ANKLE and all the alt text is just "Luigi handcuff foot" and not "his ankles are as delicate and refined as his eyelashes are lush"

submitted 17 hours ago • 11 comments

Heads up: “fake account” now includes regular people you disagree with

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Absolutely shocking and very worrying from NOAA www.newscientist.com/article/2469...

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

The pending Hooters bankruptcy has me hopeful that they’ll look to the timeless wisdom of Mr. Mister and take these broken wings and learn to fry again.

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

"Hooters going bust"

submitted 17 hours ago • 4 comments

A podcast called "Are You Mad at Me?" where I call everyone I know and ask them if they're mad at me, and once we get to a "yes" I immediately hang up and panic about every interaction l've ever had with them and that's the show

submitted 23 hours ago • 34 comments

truly incredible

submitted 17 hours ago • 6 comments

Just saw your text from last night. Do you still need a fire extinguisher

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

major news.

submitted 1 day ago • 59 comments

My toofless angel. (Francie needed to have full dental extraction done a few years ago due to a condition called stomatitis. Toothless cats do great and they can eat dry food and treats just fine!)

submitted 19 hours ago • 385 comments

Great tits and trouble sleeping? I don't know her.

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

if we had one blissful night of all-consuming passion that you later claimed wasn’t you but a hired geisha and then resumed your life of service and duty and shut me out of your love forever as you hurtled toward a heroic death that changed the course of your nation’s history you have to tell me

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

They assume a government employee with a expense card is using it on strippers and jetskis because that’s what THEY would do

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

This is insane. I am literally required to use my travel card for all expenses involved in any travel that is part of my job. I am literally forbidden from using my private funds except via extremely stringent exceptions. This will literally cripple all routine government travel- and for nothing.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

You be Bane. I be Batman. Please crack my back right now

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Heard a song from the 80s reference a "long distance call" and it occurred to me that this is a concept that no longer holds any emotional currency whatsoever

submitted 19 hours ago • 1200 comments

BREAKING: USCP is arresting Enrique Tarrio for swiping his hand at a counterprotester who got in his face.

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last night i had the craziest dream that my country actually allowed… reads news oh no

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I do think it’s funny when the car companies are like “we may be divided but now more than ever, I think we can all agree: car ❤️”

submitted 12 days ago • 16 comments

At this point if you still think Elon is epic you should be mercy killed

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The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm

submitted 2 days ago • 221 comments

Omg this is so much better than freedom fries

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

imagine being this cute

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I don't always misunderstand or miss a social cue and respond inappropriately but when I do, I do it at the wrong time, and think about it for days. So pretty much always.

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

"Admit it,” she says. “We're lost!" I roll my eyes at her. “Babe, I can read a map. We'll just shortcut on this Gumdrop Mountain path to the castle over here—" “THAT’S A CANDYLAND BOARD!”

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

And now my spoken-word rendition of the theme song from Fraggle Rock…

submitted 18 hours ago • 14 comments

him: i wanna know what love is and i want you to show me me: no

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

playing i’m shipping up to boston by dropkick murphys as i circle and stare down my bra

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

dude, all of my moonlight is serious

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

What is it called when you have sleep paralysis but you are awake and you can't renew your car registration for three years

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

Slams dictionary shut til Monday

submitted 17 hours ago • 40 comments

Nice work @bsky.app team. Deleted before I could even click on it — and I was just about to report it. This has happened to me a number of times recently. 👏 👏 👏

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

I’VE SPRUNG A LEAK! Some of the bad news is seeping in

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

We at the Internet Society are deeply disappointed that Apple has had to stop offering end-to-end encryption in the UK. The following can be attributed to Dr. Joseph Lorenzo Hall, Distinguished Technologist at the Internet Society: 1/

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments