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ghostlysable.bsky.social • 3 days ago

ranked competitive polyamory

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alexanderjbond.bsky.social•3 days ago

This concept is a significant factor in why I don't think polyamory is for me

ghostlysable.bsky.social•3 days ago

This concept is a joke 😭

alexanderjbond.bsky.social•3 days ago

Okay

But is it?

nofowl.dev•3 days ago

Skill based matchmaking never looked so good

jessiemfriot.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’d participate. Where do I sign up?

sadoni.bsky.social•3 days ago

Anybody still need a dubs partner?

emilafae.bsky.social•3 days ago

Seven degrees of polyamory is a natural and sexy consequence of ranked play

The lesbian polycule is vast and mysterious

The QUEER polycule is probably infinite

ghostlysable.bsky.social•3 days ago

One time two years ago a partner and I mapped out our extended polycule (our partners, our metamores, and metamores' partners) and gave up once we hit 60 people. 😅

emilafae.bsky.social•3 days ago

So you get it! 😁

ghostlysable.bsky.social•3 days ago

Holy shit I just saw that someone made this joke literally two minutes before me what is happening?

jessincolor.bsky.social•3 days ago

Y'all are doomscrolling on BSky. Enough people given the same inputs will inevitably end up with some people having the same output.

ghostlysable.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'm just looking at cute girls, mostly. Thus my feed refreshing and showing me Sarah's posts.

goodnightrage.bsky.social•3 days ago

competitive ranked polyamory, that's what xD

exonaut.bsky.social•3 days ago

looks like the start of ELO hell, methinks.

sarah.transsexual.gay•3 days ago

The more people my girlfriends fuck the more points I get I’m stuck in diamond 3 rn can you help a girl out

ghostlysable.bsky.social•3 days ago

Also yes I can definitely help out. 👀

ghostlysable.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ngl I posted this joke, refreshed my timeline, and saw that *you had also made this joke*. Holy shit.

mispooky.bsky.social•3 days ago

it makes sense; youre both involved in the poly leaderboards (purely cosmetic)

ghostlysable.bsky.social•3 days ago

Nah I've retired from ranked competitive and I'm only here for the cosmetics and casual matchmaking.

mispooky.bsky.social•3 days ago

you have to use all of your cool gay points to get those cosmetics! you put in the hours!

sarah.transsexual.gay•3 days ago

It’s ok you can get used to my sloppy seconds :3

ghostlysable.bsky.social•3 days ago

Torn between a pithy comeback and the fact that my mouth started watering

sarah.transsexual.gay•3 days ago

:3 love a girl with a wet soft mouth

fumblebee.bsky.social•3 days ago

Is this an MTG joke?
I made mythic like hours before the new season started hey wait where’s my girlfriend

sarah.transsexual.gay•3 days ago

Joey lots of games use a rank system like this

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