If we don’t get a Pope Pizzaballa then God is dead to me - ThreadSky

californiahorst.bsky.social • 2 days ago

If we don’t get a Pope Pizzaballa then God is dead to me

Reposted from Aaron Rupar

choose your fighter

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leenir.bsky.social•2 days ago

https://vimeo.com/140059003?share=copy

jackieocrassis.satan.social•2 days ago

Hands down. Can't we have a little whimsy?

californiahorst.bsky.social•2 days ago

I need this to happen so bad

yusergname.bsky.social•2 days ago

What they don't mention is his first name is 'Itsameya'

neko-nyaaah.bsky.social•2 days ago

Idk, there's also Pope Tagle, which in french sounds like "ta gueule", which means "shut the fuck up" and I just... 👌

resistor2025bull.bsky.social•2 days ago

god is already dead to me, but I do worship Pizzaballa.

californiahorst.bsky.social•2 days ago

Overheard in the crowd at Pope Pizzaballa’s first mass: Did he say just Jesus or cheeses?

californiahorst.bsky.social•2 days ago

More complete alt text to the quoted skeet: A Newsmax graphic of Pope candidates with pictures of each. The text reads “POSSIBLE SUCCESSORS TO THE POPE
SARAH
TAGLE
BURKE
EUK
ERDO
PAROLIN
PIZZABALLA
ZUPPI

electricchimp.bsky.social•2 days ago

sad that the German candidate Sauerkrauten didn't make the cut

californiahorst.bsky.social•2 days ago

There are rumors that he was in the Nazi Youth with Pope Benedict XVI and I guess they didn’t want to go that route again

jerseycraig.bsky.social•2 days ago

So popes generally don’t keep thier given name as pope. There will not be a Pope Pizza. He will take a traditional name.

californiahorst.bsky.social•2 days ago

Absolutely not! This Pope will break with tradition and Pope Pizzaballa will bring hope and cheesy goodness to a broken world. Don’t hate on joy

eldritchmom.bsky.social•2 days ago

Dudes against gay people getting married soooo..

but Zuppi is a good candidate.

jerseycraig.bsky.social•2 days ago

There will not be a pope in our lifetimes that changes anything about lgbtq and the church.

eldritchmom.bsky.social•2 days ago

Then fuck the Pope and the Church - people deserve to be people and live their lives happily in a way true and genuine to themselves.

jerseycraig.bsky.social•2 days ago

As a gay man I don’t disagree. But I have zero expectations from the Vatican.

heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social•2 days ago

edubsya.bsky.social•2 days ago

Zuppa is soup, zuppi is "soaked" (zuppa is also literally some version of "wet")

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