Miami! I’ve got your perfect NYE itinerary MAPPED OUT! Join me, won’t you? - ThreadSky

pattonoswalt.bsky.social • 79 days ago

Miami! I’ve got your perfect NYE itinerary MAPPED OUT! Join me, won’t you?

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Hi Patton - Even though A.P. Bio is over (such a fantastic show) I wrote two episodes for fun… to keep it going in my mind. Can I send you them?

csapidus.bsky.social•79 days ago

I'm boycotting DeSantis country.

dk.rasmus.au•79 days ago

Come to Australia 🙂

cirroccojones.bsky.social•79 days ago

Join you? Why? Are you coming apart?

stormshadow88.bsky.social•79 days ago

bendiesbits.bsky.social•79 days ago

I don't think you should be promoting blood drinking

csonkatroy.bsky.social•79 days ago

Please come to Chicago. I’ll buy you a pizza or two, I promise.

treehugging-hippie.bsky.social•79 days ago

Love you, Patton! If I were anywhere near Miami, I'd be there!
Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

barbara0162.bsky.social•79 days ago

I love this; Lisa Corrao is my 2nd cousin! I’ve corresponded with her but haven’t met, because I was adopted, & only discovered this a few years ago on Ancestry. Anyway, this announcement tickled me since I only messaged her yesterday on Instagram & wasn’t expecting to hear her mentioned here! 🤣👍🏼

curiousgreg.bsky.social•79 days ago

If only it didn’t require patronizing Florida.

Have a great show!

jukejointjezebel.bsky.social•79 days ago

I saw you perform *twice* on NYE Seattle 2021. Frozen my ass off schlepping to the other venue after your first show. It was also my 8th wedding anniversary, and I wouldn't have done it differently!
Also, *Fedora Fabrications*
😆😆😆😆😆😆

bitterbloodeddemon.bsky.social•79 days ago

I was gonna say "Pub crawl?" But you had me at comic book store.

untamedbrain.bsky.social•79 days ago

While, yes, I am in Florida, and I enjoy your comedy, Miami’s way too far for me to go on NYE. I cannot express how much I despise that holiday. Every year I get excited to turn down plans.

chuckgrape.bsky.social•79 days ago

you know damn well we're going home at 9:30.

jinathhyder.bsky.social•79 days ago

I would love to, but the private jet is currently being repaired & the back-up is being upgraded. Maybe next year.

airchino33.bsky.social•79 days ago

can’t wait for your standup show!

anarchist-cop.bsky.social•79 days ago

Thankfully that mother of two from Florida was held on $100K bond. On an unrelated note, did anyone hear about the two young men that were stabbed in Manhattan the day after that CEO got shot
One of them survived?
The survivor gave a detailed description of the three attackers?
Anyone?

bigb-in-kc.bsky.social•79 days ago

Screw retakes.

I enjoy vids with flaws more than the overly polished, super-edited junk

Sounds like a fun night

sarahgabriella84.bsky.social•79 days ago

Youre such a comic nerd. 😂

spadehead.bsky.social•79 days ago

Hi Patton, I watched you in the Weird Al movie yesterday. Good work 👍

chloeadams03.bsky.social•79 days ago

🤓

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