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My daughter and her friends made this “Remy cake.” And having seen it, I must now walk into the sea.

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this is such a great idea 👇👇👇

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Hey, look, here’s @chriswarcraft.bsky.social out there walking the walk www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/f...

submitted 2 days ago • 186 comments

March 6th through the 9th gonna be craaaazy. CHAIN REACTIONS screening and q&a, 4 shows at The Comedy Attic (sold out, sorry!) and then Hoyt Sherman Place in Des Moines! See you there?

submitted 3 days ago • 88 comments

This is re: Trump's EO to ban trans persons from the military. Reyes is a federal judge. If I got this etherized in court I'd walk into the fucking sea. bsky.app/profile/mike...

submitted 4 days ago • 32 comments

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

submitted 4 days ago • 8251 comments

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

submitted 4 days ago • 452 comments

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

submitted 5 days ago • 728 comments

I’m at the MAD TV 30 year anniversary show at The Baked Potato on Ventura. I’m the only one here — does it start later? Little help?

submitted 5 days ago • 258 comments

“The reason we face the worst is because it helps us imagine the best.” What a fantastic, hopeful read. Treat yourself to this, and then spread it around.

submitted 6 days ago • 226 comments

Guys like joe rogan are funny because they still think smoking weed that they buy legally from places that look like an apple store makes them hunter s thompson

submitted 27 days ago • 311 comments

I can’t stop laughing thinking about getting horrible news on this phone

submitted 14 days ago • 29 comments

(Fred Schneider voice) dirty deeds and they're done dirt CHEAP

submitted 11 days ago • 32 comments

how can Trump let Elon do all this, isn’t he angry at being upstaged? When did you forget he’s fucking senile? Do you remember the last month of the campaign where he was dancing and couldn’t say words and fell asleep and shit himself? That happened! He’s done! Why have people mind-wiped this?

submitted 10 days ago • 80 comments

Oh MAN I tried to parcel out the last episodes of COBRA KAI and I couldn’t. This show is incredible and I wish it wasn’t ending — but it ended PERFECTLY.

submitted 6 days ago • 227 comments

I beg your pardon, he never promised us a rose garden.

submitted 8 days ago • 1353 comments

While it’s nice that comedians can be our most authentic selves and find a niche audience now without having to moderate for the middle, I do think our little silos are making us worse at standup. Nothing makes you funnier than interacting with people who hate you.

submitted 12 days ago • 9 comments

I rode the back of the bus. I buried Dr. King. You want me to participate in your little hate-a-thon against some other group? Kindly kiss my black ass.

submitted 8 days ago • 95 comments

(Bill Murray voice): Now THAT is a nutty White House

submitted 9 days ago • 363 comments

Why would a little boy say, “Shut the fuck up” if he wanted someone to be quiet? Was there someone in his life who maybe repeatedly said that to him? Also, where would he get the idea that Trump isn’t the President? Did someone also say that repeatedly to him?

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Out today in shops from @thevaultcomics.bsky.social! Money Shot: Big Bang! #0 by @hackintimseeley.bsky.social 🚀 NSWF Black Bag Variant Cover F by @tulalotay.bsky.social

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

2017 headline: Has Donald Trump Ever Heard A Butthole Surfers Song? 2022 headline: How Old Was Joe Biden The First Time He Saw A Two Piece Swimsuit 2025 headline: Is The Serpent At The Earth’s Core Stirring?

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

Had a blast doing the @filmindependent.org live read of CONCLAVE last night but I don’t know why they didn’t use the second cast photo on their website.

submitted 10 days ago • 91 comments

"It’s disgusting and, frankly, counterproductive to point out that I voted for this."

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The AMA has a YouTube page where you can catch up on all the fun, ongoing TB & bird flu outbreaks, since the CDC is no longer allowed to do that: youtube.com/watch?v=HlPB...

submitted 12 days ago • 223 comments

Hey NYTimes — now you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

submitted 13 days ago • 3222 comments

This. A thousand times this.

submitted 15 days ago • 90 comments

Sexy time doesn’t need to be a hassle.

submitted 14 days ago • 210 comments

Patton Oswalt is absolutely right! All five Horizon Experiment books were awesome, and while we can't speak for other shops, we still have most of them in stock so if you missed them you don't have to miss out!

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PLEASE go to your local comics shop and pick up all 5 copies of @pornsak.bsky.social’s HORIZON EXPERIMENT. The best 5 debut comics I’ve read in a long time. Buy ‘em so they can make more!!!

submitted 14 days ago • 39 comments

Mood.

submitted 15 days ago • 151 comments

Who’s this hot-ass extra in the Counting Crows “Hanginaround” video? Anyone have any info about her?

submitted 15 days ago • 376 comments

11/8/25!!! Save the date! CREATOR CON returns to Revenge of Comics and Pinball!

submitted 16 days ago • 21 comments

🎶’Cause we got a big ol’ conclave Gonna choose a Pope🎶

submitted 16 days ago • 94 comments

YES! Buy all your books from bookshop.org!

submitted 16 days ago • 10 comments

good. more like this. don’t give those fucking weasels a moment of quiet

submitted 16 days ago • 46 comments

This is VERY good news. Love bookshop.org and all the stuff they do! www.salon.com/2025/01/28/b...

submitted 17 days ago • 507 comments

Huh, it appears that pressuring Democratic lawmakers to take some sort of action actually does work.

submitted 17 days ago • 12 comments

This is what “do something” looks like

submitted 18 days ago • 65 comments

Just RT’d this over at the Bad Place and it was like shaking a jar of red ants. #fun

submitted 18 days ago • 271 comments

I think Canada should follow the lead the US is setting and appoint a random 19-year-old as the Fentanyl Czar.

submitted 18 days ago • 84 comments

We’re living in the “plots of mediocre movies are proving prophetic” future.

submitted 19 days ago • 337 comments

(me watching burglars break all the windows and climb into my house) “Just give it time. They might cut their hand on the glass.”

submitted 19 days ago • 131 comments