Foxes DO make the best roomies, or cellmates in this case. Others would smush you on the spot soon as they met you, but foxes keep you for WEEKS on end 🥰
True. I was just imagining how cute their face would be as the guards clasp their chain to yours, that first time that they look up to you looming over them, or when you run their chain between your opposite paw's toes and begin to reel them in~ 🤤
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*muffled screams from under-pads*
B11.D: "...nooo, no I can't help you there chief!"
Plus, it's not like those chains are going to stop him if/when he decides it's time to leave and have more fun.
…oh, and other acts of devilry.