It’s funny I had heard fluffy and a lot of other euphemisms for farts before but this segment was literally the only time I ever heard the term “cutting muffins”.
I’d be happy to be friends with Brak. I can see us running and playing dress up and laughing. Oh how we laugh. I could be friends with Andy, I guess, but I’m not sure how Andy feels about ice cream soup. I’m decidedly pro.
I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class.
I sat at my desk with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper.
Then the teacher said, "Okay, now I want you to write a paper using your notes."
So I wrote, "Hello! My name is Bingo! I like to climb on things! Can I have a banana?"
(shocked) "I got an F!"
When I showed my mom she said "Didn't I tell you never to trust a monkey?"
And a crazy follow-up: Apparently, that’s also how he died. He was in a burning building, and the only exit led straight to a field of beans.
So rather than run past the beans, he decided the fire was a better alternative. *THAT* is how afraid he was.
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"cuttin muffins" = muffinpoots
#beans #Brak
Get off of my cloud! 🌥️ 🎶
I'm just kidding we can share it buddy~
I sit in my own little cloud.
I sat at my desk with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper.
Then the teacher said, "Okay, now I want you to write a paper using your notes."
(shocked) "I got an F!"
When I showed my mom she said "Didn't I tell you never to trust a monkey?"
The end!
Pythagoras HATED cutting muffins in general and beans in particular. Because he was a weirdo with a very real historically documented fart phobia.
You're welcome, the internet
So rather than run past the beans, he decided the fire was a better alternative. *THAT* is how afraid he was.