Brilliant quote from an article I read today - bit risky but very witty.
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The day marked a personal tipping point for Trump, who has now pulled out of more international agreements than Playmates
I suppose that's your job - I mean getting through the twerpy accents. (For the record, I'd put your accent as posh north - but I'd be way off and say Lancashire.) xOl
Very disturbing that Private Eye did not acknowledge that Donald has won > 50 golf tournaments and has been on the cover of Time magazine at least 33 times!
btw has anyone commented on the number of songs that are going to have to change their lyrics now it's the Gulf of America? The Band, Rod Stewart, Hank Williams, Johnny Cash affected for starters.
He’s old —he’s stupid —he’s the fkn joker? W/whiter makeup you’ve got pathetic of evil “acting”, w/ absurd hope of supreme power. Removing the Constitution from Govt’s website? Is that treason? Can govt call a firing squad & get this over….for a deteriorating mentally impaired Traitor???
What we have is a Christo-Fascist oligarchy. Trump has no interest in governance. He's a figurehead. The real power is with conservative organizations like Heritage and the billionaires.
If you want your country back, I'm afraid you're gonna have to fight for it. Most people don't realize that.
It's the struggle that changes consciousness, and in uniting, people realise how powerful they as individuals are within a collective that stands together.
Unity builds strength, and makes another world possible. Slava Ukraini, Heroiam Slava!
Thank God for hislop
I fear when he goes and is replaced by the femi badenoch loving culture war warrior helen lewis
The eye will be standpoint style mag
Badenoch loving? Can you point me to sime evidence for that accusation please? If true, not good, although she certainly has controversial views on transgender issues. I dont see her ever beung editor of private eye, frankly.
And he is looking for more, so much for been a good Christian, he only likes bit but the bit about
‘Love the neighbour’ and rich people should give their money away ect. Ect.
He was too important to die then, and he was too important to lock up and throw away the key last year and now. I'm proud to be a Democrat, but those were two enormous mistakes made by them.
I, made a comment once to my twin a marine: it’s amazing how our navy can be miles away and hurdle shells at a target without hitting any of our people. My brother said: there is always a marine standing behind the admiral with a gun pointing to his head whispering, “Not one friendly fire…”
You know what’s sad? Trump supporters wouldn’t get it because they are so brainwashed, uneducated, stupid, hateful, cultists who can’t think for themselves nor want to!
As a person who extremely suffered under the weight of someone with malignant personality disorders, I can say this 💯% true. I'd still be in that mess if I hadn't changed my beliefs and fought to get myself out of the situation.
This is where you are headed America. Remember to read the article and share with everyone. I hate politics but I can't be silent because I will NEVER be under someone's control and oppression again. Please share!
Yes, thats sarcasm done the British way. Subtly vicious. Spend some time here in the UK, and as they say on the other side of the pibd, FAFO. Quite like that acronym tbh. 😂😂
Yeah the last line proves it. Us Brits have gold medals in dry dark humour and sarcasm, which is probably the only gold medals we actually manage to win
Splendid skewering as usual. I had to give up reading Private Eye as it made me too angry with all the reporting on blatant and gleeful corruption in the UK.
It occurs to me that if US humour contained more satire, self-depreciation or plain teasing, then Trump would never have gained a foothold. We openly mock such pomposity in the British Isles.
Trumps a never ending red flag. Banning transgenders, not allowing abortions And the fact that he Wont accept punishment for his crimes, HE SHOULD NEVER BE PRESIDENT! GET THE MONSTER BANNED FROM THE WHITE HOUSE!
Hysterical! Listening to LBC see the press are saying Prince Harry and Tom Watson taken the money I was a potential witness at the upcoming trial and I know for certain if the sun had not made their unequivocal apology basically the trial would of gone ahead! @jamesobrien
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The more everyone satirizes and jokes about the orange-tinted babyman, the happier I am!
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The day marked a personal tipping point for Trump, who has now pulled out of more international agreements than Playmates
No shame!
btw has anyone commented on the number of songs that are going to have to change their lyrics now it's the Gulf of America? The Band, Rod Stewart, Hank Williams, Johnny Cash affected for starters.
So many newspaper "scoops" have been in PE long before being "discovered".
But it's not infallible, remember it once got Heather Mills (🤣) to do a special report on the dangers of MMR vaccination
If you want your country back, I'm afraid you're gonna have to fight for it. Most people don't realize that.
1. We accept and acquiesce to their control.
2. We don't laugh at them.
They need us. We don't need them. They are weak. We are strong.
Our resistance will win when we refuse to be beaten.
NOT
OBEY
IN
ADVANCE 🤨
Unity builds strength, and makes another world possible. Slava Ukraini, Heroiam Slava!
Spoof stories are invariably marked "Continued p.94" in a publication that rarely exceeds half that number.
#satiricalbit
I fear when he goes and is replaced by the femi badenoch loving culture war warrior helen lewis
The eye will be standpoint style mag
She drools over femiuseless in this article
‘Love the neighbour’ and rich people should give their money away ect. Ect.
I am one of "Private Eye'''s very few New Mexico subscribers.
An Apocalypse
https://luminousmind.world/the-rise-of-hitler-2-0-f5ec92b8d9b7
As a person who extremely suffered under the weight of someone with malignant personality disorders, I can say this 💯% true. I'd still be in that mess if I hadn't changed my beliefs and fought to get myself out of the situation.
This is where you are headed America. Remember to read the article and share with everyone. I hate politics but I can't be silent because I will NEVER be under someone's control and oppression again. Please share!
MBM
It read: we would like to apologize to Senator Cassidy for any suggestion that his hair might not be entirely his own, it is! We saw the receipt.
Private Eye never disappoints.