God setting up the moon like when you turn on the TV for the cat when you go to the grocery store - ThreadSky

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markpopham.bsky.social • 336 days ago

God setting up the moon like when you turn on the TV for the cat when you go to the grocery store

One of those cosmic things that always floors me, the moon is 400 times smaller than the sun but also 400 times closer to us and that’s why we have total eclipses

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rebelagainsthate.com•336 days ago

It’s the DVD icon hitting the corner of the screen perfectly.

analdank.bsky.social•336 days ago

I was actually a Christian for a few years because this set up seemed so unlikely I felt it had to be His design

grudgingsignup.bsky.social•336 days ago

GOD: Haha this is going to blow their minds every few years

JESUS: Dad, you said you'd stop messing with them

GOD: This isn't messing with them! It's just a fun thing, like a little Easter egg!

JESUS: A what?

GOD: Oh, nothing [aside] haha this is going to blow his mind in a few millennia

markpopham.bsky.social•336 days ago

"I don't fucking get it! The enclosure is FULL of enrichment activities and they just keep fighting and pissing all over the place!"