Prog: Everything sucks, but I bet a 15 minute song about the Russo-Prussian alliance of 1764 will help!
Chip Tunes: Everything sucks, but I figured out how to cover Walk This Way on an NES.
Hair Metal: What are you TALKING about? Everything is great for us white guys with good hair!
Chip Tunes: Everything sucks, but I figured out how to cover Walk This Way on an NES.
Hair Metal: What are you TALKING about? Everything is great for us white guys with good hair!
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College radio: Everything sucks, here's a cribbed Kerouac line to prove it.
Techno: Everything sucks, but if we dance we can forget a minute.
Boy Bands: Girl, everything can't suck, because I am SO into you.
"Everything sucks. Everything sucks".
And I love it.
Grunge:everythin sucks, lets do heroin
Post Grunge: Everything sucks even more now, alchohol is easier than heroin
Nu Metal: everything sucks, do you even lift bro?
All of them.
Indie: Everything maybe sucks? Hard to tell because there's so much echo effect going on.
New Wave: Everything sucks, but have you heard my new synth?
Folk Pop: Everything sucks when then winds of November come early.
Nu Metal is: It's just one of those days where you don't wanna wake up, everything is fucked, everybody sucks
West Coast Jazz - See New Wave
Hard Bop - See Prog (make instrumental)
Blues - See Grunge
Swing - See Techno
Bossa Nova - See Ska
Classic Jazz - We don't joke about Duke Ellington in this house... you get me?
Everything sucks, and my dog died.
Everything sucks here in my prison cell. But she shouldn't have cheated on me. Anyway
The worst thing that’s ever happened to anyone ever in the history of time.
Very sad 😔
Brb grieving such immense loss.
Everything sucks, let’s drink and fuck.
“If my baby don't love me no more, like she say that she don't
Lord, I know damn well that her sister will.”
😆
This whole thing is great!
Irish folk 2: The ship went down the family did drown, alas;
The fairest girl that ever there was she broke my heart, alas -
So I drink & fight & drink & fight & drink