you know that stage before diarrhea where it's like half normal half prediarrhea and youre like oh no im definitely gonna have diarrhea thats america right now - ThreadSky

hellocullen.bsky.social • 3 days ago

you know that stage before diarrhea where it's like half normal half prediarrhea and youre like oh no im definitely gonna have diarrhea

thats america right now

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daberhasher.bsky.social•3 days ago

The 2024 election is like one of those hard ball shaped turds you can hear tiny farts sneaking around. America is the water it splashed into and there is no paper to dab at the backsplash

tiger-fred.bsky.social•2 days ago

No, That was Bush. Now the 'you know what' is definitely flowing.

fractionalizedmind.bsky.social•2 days ago

Bro I mean, no, there’s a level of horror and personal tragedy for hundreds of millions of people coming that very few Americans can even fathom.

It’s like you’ve never had diarrhea before you’ve only read about it in books, and right now is just that deep gut pain you get before it happens.

fractionalizedmind.bsky.social•2 days ago

They’re going to destroy the economy on a fundamental level, restructure our society into a heirarchical authoritarian regime, and kick off wars abroad that will involve conscription. They’re building superprisons in foreign colonies for political dissidents.

It’s gonna be some historical shit.

fractionalizedmind.bsky.social•2 days ago

At least, if things trend the way they’ve been trending, that’ll all be the case.

oranst.bsky.social•2 days ago

definitely at the runs stage.

sachikarla.bsky.social•2 days ago

Like they’re fat ass leader

hellocullen.bsky.social•3 days ago

shouldn't have eaten all that toothless liberalism

nataliedionne.bsky.social•3 days ago

😂 this made me laugh hard. Sorry Americans against trump, I wish you the best, seriously.

daybreak-system.bsky.social•2 days ago

I don't actually, it's either diarrhea or normal, what are you talking about?

cassiegretch.bsky.social•2 days ago

I believe it's when the shit is like 60-70% solid initially, but you can feel that behind it is just pure liquefied poopy after the initial little bit

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