didn’t azealia banks say grimes told her this too lmao - ThreadSky

ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social • 65 days ago

didn’t azealia banks say grimes told her this too lmao

Reposted from Lauren McKenzie

I need to know if this was real because that Elon NDA is looking flimsy as hell right now

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mithras.bsky.social•65 days ago

I've finished my lyrics to "Defective Implant" (a King Missile cover), and I'm going to try and record this weekend.

craigisonline.bsky.social•65 days ago

i think he has botched pec implants sitting over his muscles that are responsible for his hideous frame as well

mithras.bsky.social•65 days ago

Supposedly, that's a flack vest lately. Because Luigi really scared him.

ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social•65 days ago

i thought that was just rib flare

craigisonline.bsky.social•65 days ago

personal opinion is that it's rib flare but also pec implants that have drooped due to weight gain. plus even if it's not i hope he sees this and feels mad.

mithras.bsky.social•65 days ago

Maybe he started to get drawn by Rob Liefeld.

craigisonline.bsky.social•65 days ago

good point, have we seen his hands or feet

jadematcha.bsky.social•64 days ago

I hope his allies are transvestigating him

ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social•64 days ago

no bc that’s awful?

jadematcha.bsky.social•64 days ago

Sorry. That was a gross way of venting my frustration. My bad

ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social•64 days ago

it's cool i've been there

grissallia.bsky.social•65 days ago

The US being destroyed by two men who both reportedly have weird wangs is a lot to process.

craigisonline.bsky.social•65 days ago

makes a hell of a lot of sense though

ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social•65 days ago

must be awesome for him to know all the nation’s women are actually laughing at his penis

roll-girl-x.bsky.social•65 days ago

It's not just the women

roll-girl-x.bsky.social•65 days ago

Or just the one nation, come to think of it...

ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social•65 days ago

yup

alrad.bsky.social•65 days ago

Gender affirming surgery for me but not for thee…

ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social•64 days ago

omg exactly

datafran.bsky.social•65 days ago

Every single thing about him would individually make him a world class loser.

hyspy.bsky.social•65 days ago

I am completely unsurprised. Dude has the most brittle masculinity in the world.

marsrover.bsky.social•65 days ago

I cannot fathom how insecure I would have to be about ol Cap'n Winky to let someone surgically operate on it.

80hd.bsky.social•65 days ago

Oh god, and he can probably get the nuke codes

badideasociety.bsky.social•65 days ago

A sports car is often said to be the car for men with small penises.

What does that make the Cybertruck?

hayao.lol•65 days ago

it would explain some things

pantheropologist.bsky.social•65 days ago

So many questions!

1. Where was the penis implanted?

2. Is that why his hair plugs look like that?

3. Does this have something to do with why he walks like that?

4. Drugs?

LMK if you have any more information, plz.

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