The Secretary of the Interior requires his staff to make him cookies and serve him meals.
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/04/burgum-cookies/682319/
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/04/burgum-cookies/682319/
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Taxpayers don’t owe him any of this.
Sick people taking inappropriate advantage of their power.
47 appointees specialize in this kind of behavior. (What extra can I get out of this situation for me, myself and I?)
It's a pre-qual, apparently.
"Hey, I consolidated all of the information about progress relative to expectations on the cleanup at all the superfund sites into a dashboard you can drill down into..."
"Never mind, boy, hasten to fetch me my fancy lotion!"
https://www.vox.com/2018/6/7/17439044/scott-pruitt-ritz-carlton-moisturizing-lotion
Old
Rich (or Republican)
Male
=
WORM
-famous last words
I like cookies like anyone else, but his demand is that of a spoiled child
"I've seen 4 years of peace in 10. 4 years of not hearing bureaucrats abuse their positions of power."
Republicans: sell Americans on hating their Govt for inefficiency, waste, and abuse.
Get into office and prove it.
Well that settles it.
Let me eat cookies!
Having easy access to cookies at any times seems like a nice benefit, even if the job requires you to be an inhuman fascist monster.
I'd love to see Minny inject her secret ingredient into those chocolate chips.
No, I won't join in your delusions.
No, I won't take your abuse.
No, I won't enable your cruel or illegal abuse of position.
No, I won't lie for you.
No, I won't be bullied.
No, I won't change my mind.
CHANGE JOBS.
2x fed whistleblower.
Or so inept that he cannot turn a cooker on without setting fire to the building?
F*cking arrogant pr*ck
AYFKM
...better use a lot, just in case.
😭
However, they're so far up the boss's Boss's ass they're able to get fresh fudge for the cookies.
What is the cost we are paying for the kitchen ?
Perhaps he is right to demand proper service
And next thing you know your bending over
Also he looks like President Polk, which means nothing. just an observation. https://www.history.com/articles/james-polk
Sat in the corner,
Eating his Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said, "What a good boy am I!"