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mmasnick.bsky.social • 70 days ago

Government efficiency at work.

This is the message federal employees receive after trying to send in their mandatory “5 bullets” email about what they did this week:

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enyalois.bsky.social•70 days ago

We have until noon tomorrow, I so want to throw in I didn't leak any sensitive information as one of the bullet points, if not other qualms.

greynotgrey.bsky.social•70 days ago

Mental note, do not include that address in all mail lists from now on, they are already full.

herculedupin.bsky.social•70 days ago

A rich imbecile: "Hey that's what happened at Twitter, too. Haha, that's so wild!"

audreyii.bsky.social•70 days ago

too many copies of Bee Movie

homeaway2024.bsky.social•70 days ago

Hilar

shriketron.bsky.social•70 days ago

Must be another DOGE "hard-drive" that "overheated".

gareth.postx.social•69 days ago

Reminds me of the time the genius asked all twitter employees to print out their code. Followed by a request to stop printing a couple of hours later - presumably because the printers had run out of paper. (Or perhaps he'd been informed what a moronic request it was on many levels.)

davidnelsonnm.bsky.social•70 days ago

Pardon the terrible pun.

the-ballmer-peak.bsky.social•70 days ago

It's probably collecting spam faster than they can delete it.

darkglade.bsky.social•70 days ago

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