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i really don't want to lock my fics against guest comments, but the percentage that are just showcases for anti-social behavior has really jumped as of late. or is it just me?

hear me out, what if we all fed My Immortal into the gen AI machines five million times apiece

ever have one of those days where you get your ao3 kudos report and go "oh shit someone's talking about me"

*Me momentarily confusing the Vatican and Redwall Abbey* damn there's gonna be a lot of meadowcream pudding and strawberry cordial tonight!

on this day, solemnly recognize the 80th anniversary of nazi germany's surrender by solemnly punching your closest nazi

Revenge of the Sith is kind of funny in a meta sense now because grown adults look at focus group tested slop and are like “this shit is too political, unlike the movies of my childhood where Darth Vader choked his wife then looked at the camera and directly quoted George W. Bush.”

NONE OF THIS REPLACES A NATIONAL FOOD SAFETY REGULATORY APPARATUS

Not a word of this is true. Literally not a word.

People were responding too well. It's time to go back to what we know works: people who have been in office since 1993 saying "listen up, Mr. Trump's economy is quite frankly fucking disappointing" while holding up an egg.

I take back what I said about Whitmer seeming to be a decent person but with bad political instincts for the moment. She's gone Newsom and should be treated as such.

“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?” - A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic

omg it's actually a spambot of some kind going around dropping these types of comments for multiple authors. ffs. 2025 is the WORST timeline.

literally the only time i've agreed with that man

We made a deliberate choice as a nation, until now, not to have a police state. We siloed off federal data and put in place laws, regulations, policies and internal norms to prevent the federal government from putting together everything it knows about you into one place. Trump is ending all that.

Dear god let this man cook.

personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

the thing about losing support is that everyone -- and I mean everyone -- can smell it

"this piece of fiction doesn't portray a healthy relationship" well it isn't supposed to. its supposed to be interesting.

Our courts are not equipped to deal with this crisis. Delaying a court order to give fair hearing to the government while the government denies due process rights to someone is absurd.

Since I guess it needs to be said publicly: I would eat glass before I posted to a fic with even one word created by generative AI.

just got accused of using grok for my fic and holy shit, my friends and neighbors, i did not pass through the fire of Geocities and webboards and FFn and LJ and AO3 to let a *machine* spit out my run-on sentences.

with bad prequel takes flying, i turn to the definitive word on them and their legacy:

That's like ... three years of USAID funding. How am I doing, you ask? Oh, I'm fine. Just fine.

There was a flurry of news about tariffs. It passed. The real consequences will hit US consumers around Memorial Day. Important then to remind everyone of cause and effect.