I’m picturing the Brittlestar War Room after the tariff announcements and someone yelling “We need a penguin costume, STAT!” Well done! #FlippersUp #ElbowsUp.
Wall Streeters labeled Trump’s🤡💸“Liberation Day” on global🌐 #tariffs as “LIQUIDATION DAY” & The Economist went apocalyptic w/ “RUINATION DAY‼️”
$3 TRIL in market value — poof💥💨
Trump’s FORCED 1,674-point Dow Jones PLUNGE marked biggest slide since his BOTCHED #COVID19 collapse (8K points~) in 2020‼️👇😤
As the markets crash, alliances fracture, and fear simmers across the globe, Trump boards a plane—waving like a conqueror, his back turned on the fires he started. 🔥 Imposing meaningless Tariffs on ghost islands-‘Liberation Day’ for a war that never was. Nero played the fiddle…Trump plays golf.
Live long and prosper Penguins! You may be needed to lead Planet Earth beyond — May you and the fish enjoy your future. . .
Our future is in peril and under attack from within our own species. Keep sending us your messages of wisdom.
🤯🤣😂😭👏👏👏 I haven’t even watched it yet and I am deep belly laughing. That costume and his gravitas face. 🤣 Pure comedy genius. Guaranteed to be post of the day. #CdnPoli #Comedy I’d rather be laughing than crying. Here’s hoping for a boring news day soon.
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Having studied up on penguins for a book I was editing, I should warn Trump that anyone messing with these guys are likely to find out that they produce a lot of shit and don't care where they release it. They can also regurgitate dead fish. FAFO, Trump!🐧
Humiliating dictators is important for two reasons:
1) Most dictators are fragile narcissists. That's a weak point in dictatorships.
2) The larger goal is to get all of his supporters to say, "This guy is a failure and a buffoon. Nope, not going to do this anymore." And then stop supporting him.
Ridiculing dictators before the entire world is important.
It's no use making jokes among ourselves.
The desired outcome is to get all of his supporters (even the most devoted yes-men) to say, "This guy is a failure. He's on his way out. Time to look out for #1." And then stop propping him up.
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https://lokiexcelsiorsmith.substack.com/p/a-rogues-gallery-revue?r=fd4u4
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$3 TRIL in market value — poof💥💨
Trump’s FORCED 1,674-point Dow Jones PLUNGE marked biggest slide since his BOTCHED #COVID19 collapse (8K points~) in 2020‼️👇😤
*Flips the flipper
🤣
(my new fav expletive)
(How did you get a penguin costume on such short notice?)
😂😂😂
FYI: pics by astronauts & cosmonauts of Heard /McDonald Islands - https://bsky.app/profile/daveatcogs.bsky.social/post/3llwlsu57y22h
But straighten your bow tie, my penguin dude. Looks shabby.
We stand united with our flightless friends the penguins 🐧
Did you know a penguin at Edinburgh Zoo is an Admiral (I think) some high up thingy in the Norwegian Military, its true, look it up.
Thanks for the much needed laugh.🤣
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Brilliant
SendOff!
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#FlippersUP
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Love it!
The of kilter tie - I’m dying over here
Trump will appreciate that you wore a suit!
#flippersUp !
By sticking Tariffs on all islands, you are sending a message. You can’t move your business to an island to bypass my Tariffs.
His message: You won’t outsmart me. Trump has the need to feel powerful.
That's leadership.
😂
1) Most dictators are fragile narcissists. That's a weak point in dictatorships.
2) The larger goal is to get all of his supporters to say, "This guy is a failure and a buffoon. Nope, not going to do this anymore." And then stop supporting him.
It's no use making jokes among ourselves.
The desired outcome is to get all of his supporters (even the most devoted yes-men) to say, "This guy is a failure. He's on his way out. Time to look out for #1." And then stop propping him up.
"And you don't have your penguin costumes on yet!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAa0TOqnFCY
Brilliant satirical posts about the tariffs
Do penguins eat brittlestars?
(Asking for a friend)
“We penquins, we talk a lot of shit”.
“Stupid puffins”.
A keeper video.
Thanks.