Okay. I NEED to sleep but I leave you with a cautionary tale of Florida Man gored by a bison in Yellowstone. The tank shaped moos with the murder spikes are not for hugging, people. www.krtv.com/news/montana... - ThreadSky

hillarymonahan.bsky.social • 22 days ago

Okay. I NEED to sleep but I leave you with a cautionary tale of Florida Man gored by a bison in Yellowstone.

The tank shaped moos with the murder spikes are not for hugging, people.

https://www.krtv.com/news/montana-and-regional-news/man-gored-by-bison-in-yellowstone-national-park?fbclid=IwQ0xDSwKJJ1ZjbGNrAoknVGV4dG4DYWVtAjExAAEeXuC5Wo0sGoTQ4aX3buhFxtVIb9X74-vr_6IR8pqEUvnKXv9W89jUMY_ziIE_aem_diI0jfIsT3H1A1niaJi_6Q

Comments

elephande.bsky.social•22 days ago

Florida Man strikes again.

snyderman37.bsky.social•22 days ago

Florida Man *struck* again.

haddenmart.bsky.social•22 days ago

It is a wild animal not your puppy.

psychopete.bsky.social•22 days ago

Wrong Florida man

calamityjane516.bsky.social•21 days ago

Dipshit is as dipshit does.

bnunneker.bsky.social•22 days ago

oishinythings.bsky.social•22 days ago

https://kentwildlife.shop/products/adopt-a-species-bison

If you adopt a bison, they will send you a cuddly version you are allowed to hug!

chuckster67.bsky.social•22 days ago

Do not pet the FLUFFY COWS!!!

amyoddo.bsky.social•21 days ago

Just another idiot not understanding WILD animals!

jbripthis.bsky.social•21 days ago

I prefer a more decisive outcome in the bison's favor, Floridaman got off light.

twainspatriot.bsky.social•21 days ago

Not just Florida man. When I was growing up (Jackson Hole), we’d have pools on the goring count; usually 10-15 by September. There’s a lot more visitors these days…

pfalcon.bsky.social•22 days ago

Darwinian Gene Pool Removal . . . wErKiN as intended . . .

anita72.bsky.social•21 days ago

ginaruiz.bsky.social•22 days ago

I just saw the “man gets impaled by fence at the coliseum” piece yesterday and now this. Smdh

mightybattlecat.bsky.social•22 days ago

Obligatory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSmaxKQrcvQ

70bpmhiccups.bsky.social•22 days ago

The only sane response to something 10 times your size.

mightybattlecat.bsky.social•22 days ago

The park eventually gave him his own poster.

larisa-labrant.bsky.social•21 days ago

That makes it even better!

splogal.bsky.social•22 days ago

Back to petting dolphins and manatees for that man......the wild west was not won on this adventure.

steamrob42.bsky.social•22 days ago

Let this be yet another example of "Don't pet the fluffy assault cows!"

mal-pal.bsky.social•22 days ago

Florida man

prunepicker.bsky.social•22 days ago

Those horns look sharp too

ivbell.bsky.social•22 days ago

God bless Florida man.

welverin.bsky.social•22 days ago

Aw, now he won’t get to hug a moose!

jheijndermans.bsky.social•22 days ago

Looking forward to the werner herzog docu, Mörder Muh.

brainmist.bsky.social•22 days ago

But bison love scritches!

tdonogh.bsky.social•22 days ago

People will always be the problem!

sadiablo.bsky.social•22 days ago

But... but... 😭

dogfacecarm.bsky.social•22 days ago

There's someone who should have won a Darwin Award..too bad only minor injuries.

Wildlife isn't there for our entertainment, assholes.

susynfoxen.bsky.social•22 days ago

We have a stuffed toy bison on our bookshelf in case of the sudden need for emergency bison snuggles. I highly recommend getting one, because these stuffed ones don't try to spike you.

michellemv.bsky.social•22 days ago

Do NOT pet the fluffy cows.

theerinmaher.bsky.social•22 days ago

It’s amazing how many videos there are of people just walking up to bison, or elk, or bears, maybe holding out a potato chip so they can make friends.

oishinythings.bsky.social•22 days ago

I was once caught hugging an escaped bull. But in my defence, I was maybe 4 or so. Please be smarter than a poorly-raised pre-schooler

(It's one of those things where I didn't get the fuss at the time and I look back and go "...good god I was lucky.")

hillarymonahan.bsky.social•22 days ago

That's so scary to think about!

oishinythings.bsky.social•22 days ago

I was just chilling out with my new buddy! But yeah, that could have gone horribly wrong.

jnork.bsky.social•22 days ago

akonthego.bsky.social•21 days ago

Murder cows, bad.

rvroomie.bsky.social•22 days ago

Darwinism, writ large.

drathaar.bsky.social•22 days ago

Never pet the fluffy cows, never!

auntiepokchop.bsky.social•22 days ago

"Tank shaped moos with murder spikes" 😂

theamidnight.bsky.social•22 days ago

When I heard the introduction to this story on the news, I just laughed. Maybe I’m evil but that idiot deserved it. #goingtohell #DoNotPetThrFluffyCows

maclaglen.bsky.social•22 days ago

There is a sign inside Yellowstone that clearly reads: DO NOT PET THE FLUFFY COWS.

armeta.bsky.social•22 days ago

They be so cute though! 🥰

hillarymonahan.bsky.social•22 days ago

I'm going to die calling a mountain lion my sweet babby kitty face so I kinda understand Florida Man on this one.

armeta.bsky.social•22 days ago

Lol I'll probably be right there with you saying "Oh look it wants to snuggle!" as it drags me off into the woods. 😆

skinnygrunt.bsky.social•22 days ago

Ahem

queenattolia13.bsky.social•22 days ago

Always amazed at idiots who believe wild animals are their automatic "friends" who will welcome gentle approaches & "pets." Guess they think if it works on dogs & cats it works on *all* animals. NO. Wild means WILD.

This maroon was lucky to get away with being only slightly gored.

sabriel.gay•22 days ago

Out at Yellowstone a few years ago again, and a bear approached one of the geyser areas. Ranger came up to shoo everyone away and some people were so mad.

LIKE COME ON PEOPLE