sometimes you hear a term and immediately understand it, but wish you hadn't, such as hearing that an actress practiced "birding" with her baby - ThreadSky

tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social • 4 days ago

sometimes you hear a term and immediately understand it, but wish you hadn't, such as hearing that an actress practiced "birding" with her baby

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halaylah.bsky.social•2 days ago

Alicia Silverstone?

bonkoboi.bsky.social•3 days ago

Glad it’s not “Koalaing”

devi.bsky.social•3 days ago

I hate thought about this all day and I fucking HATE it. May Persephone take your hands so you never post again.

devi.bsky.social•3 days ago

I hate it so much I misspelled "have" as "hate", that's how much I hate it.

silverfloof424.bsky.social•3 days ago

I thought that was intentional, like you were hatefully thinking about it.

devi.bsky.social•3 days ago

THAT ALSO WORKS

gymbrat.bsky.social•3 days ago

Wish granted, but now she skeets hands-free and the skeets are far mor cursed. 😱

myceyelium.bsky.social•4 days ago

what a horrible day to be capable of deductive reasoning

abbiblabbi.bsky.social•4 days ago

that sounds very antivaxxer

maddiequestions.bsky.social•4 days ago

reposting this so more people can see it

inglorious.bsky.social•3 days ago

I have zero idea what this means except that I'm probably too fucking old. :/

breadbunny.bsky.social•3 days ago

world class posting with this one.

grantuskromer.bsky.social•4 days ago

How do I un-post someone else's post?

neseygallons.bsky.social•4 days ago

It’s pretty normal to sometimes partly chew stuff for your little ones, but not to the extent implied by that term

silverfloof424.bsky.social•3 days ago

I was thinking chewing up food and spitting it into the babies mouth but some of the replies are making me think she threw her whole baby off the roof...

ladyaranea.bsky.social•3 days ago

I.

Wh... why?

spectralhouse.bsky.social•3 days ago

No no noNONONO

crimsaph.bsky.social•4 days ago

Birding? Wow, I'm so glad she's taking her child out to nature so they can appreciate our beautiful avian frie...oh wait ...

joakimz.bsky.social•3 days ago

It might be my prejudices, but I immediately suspected Gwyneth Paltrow when I read this.

popeguilty.bsky.social•4 days ago

The "...?" to "OH NO" pipeline

ciara2001.bsky.social•4 days ago

Desperately trying to rewind my mind to a minute ago where birding just meant using a notebook

tempestarubida.bsky.social•4 days ago

I immediately thought of three meanings, but I fear that the worst one is correct.

fomovaries.bsky.social•4 days ago

no. GIRL NO-

fomovaries.bsky.social•4 days ago

OH GOD I CAN'T GET THE IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD

fireantprincess.bsky.social•3 days ago

another great comic idea oomfie

tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social•3 days ago

persephone ate my hands again so i haven't been working on comics

fireantprincess.bsky.social•3 days ago

who has she been birding with your hands?

feminincubus.bsky.social•4 days ago

There were two options for this and my mind immediately went to "Dear god I hope the baby survived"

feminincubus.bsky.social•4 days ago

I don't know if it says more about me or the world that I wouldn't be surprised to hear someone famous extol the virtues of pushing their children off of things to teach them to be independent