Well I started to learn Greenlandic in anticipation of that confrontation, but now I am brushing up on my Penguin. The average penguin warrior has 183.2 Hegseths worth of functional brain cells. And they don't post their plans on random insecure channels.
Penguins have been trying to invade Santa’s North Pole territory for years, trying to cut in on his Christmas action. Time to bomb Antarctica! 🎅🏼🇦🇶🐧 #KeepChristmasPenguinFree
Trump suggests if penguins continue gathering en masse, he will introduce Marshall Island law! Facial recognition cameras installed on Heard Island currently after having to deal with 90000 identical penguins.
It’s a first. No one has done this before. We are the first. It’s a big, beautiful tariff for those little, what are they? They’re wearing tuxedos. They must be doing well. Where did they get all them? They owe us. We are going to get money from unimaginable places. Places where there isn’t any.
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Trump Simp: "Sir, there's some LGBTQIA+ penguins on that island and some are (*whispers) Black."
Trump: "Tariffs!!"
👊🏻🇺🇸🔥🐧🐧🐧
Those arrogant woke bastards waddling around in their tuxedos
You can't make this stuff up! 😆😂🤣
🙏🙏💪🐧🐧
👊🐧🔥
No one who ever started a trade war w/penguins ever won.
And they said, "Thank you!"
How could this be allowed to happen?
I wish the world would do the same.
(Of course, I'm referring to Diego Rivera. In the movie where Salma played his wife, the better painter Frida Kahlo, he was played by Alfred Molina.)
…you find Trump’s team
are indeed idiots - and Russia’s patsies.
Penguins waddle around looking for a filet-o-fish all day too
to PENGUINS.
Happy Feet 3: Rise of the Pingus
https://bsky.app/profile/sunhiking.bsky.social/post/3lltvxnr5g226
And then find out that leopards will eat all of the faces.
me it’s satire.