My brother's friend just greeted me with an elaborate handshake followed by the one-armed-two-back-slaps-bro-hug and I completely botched both. - ThreadSky

hertssid.bsky.social • 96 days ago

My brother's friend just greeted me with an elaborate handshake followed by the one-armed-two-back-slaps-bro-hug and I completely botched both.

I’m so sorry

What was I thinking leaving my room, venturing downstairs, willingly socialising with people. Nothing good ever comes of this.

I’m bad anything other than a brief ‘Hi, nice to see you again’.

🤣 next time, I’d just curtsy and have done with it

That or a girls patty cake routine

🤣

Is this because you are sleeping in his bedroom?

No, unrelated. He came round to pick up some food and his mate was with him.

Sorry for your loss. Perhaps, more football. You could watch it and synthesize what they do. you could evolve......

The only time I'm watching football is when they stream live coverage of the changing rooms.

Bro hugs happen in there at times, or so I've been told. I don't really know, I actually have no clue what football is

Next time get in there first with a wave, a wink, a slut drop, a twirl and kiss both cheeks.

I've seen Strictly choreography less complicated

I'm free to give tips to Aljaz anytime

That all sounds very complicated 😄

I'm enlisting a choreographer in case there's a next time

Practice…practice…practice!

And here’s me thinking you are butch 😉😌

Are you now a freemason?

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