Every picture of him looks like someone boiled a catcher’s mitt, but the right pretends he’s the picture of health. I guess if they can pretend a used make-up sponge like Trump is the epitome of masculinity …. - ThreadSky

kevinmkruse.bsky.social • 48 days ago

Every picture of him looks like someone boiled a catcher’s mitt, but the right pretends he’s the picture of health.

I guess if they can pretend a used make-up sponge like Trump is the epitome of masculinity ….

Reposted from Gregg Gonsalves

#RFKJr is a menace to society. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/17/h...

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becksoda.bsky.social•47 days ago

Is that liver damage, that isn’t a tan

chargeorge.bsky.social•47 days ago

Tren tan

feralhousewife23.bsky.social•47 days ago

Will they at least assign an interpreter for him because the “ picture of health” has some issue with his vocal cords.

generic402.bsky.social•48 days ago

While Zuck is lecturing us about masculinity having only ditched his perm like a year ago.

courtjezter84.bsky.social•48 days ago

That picture of Elmo where he thinks he’s that dope from CSI Miami looks like he has cancer.

patoleary.bsky.social•47 days ago

Any possibility it's hemochromatosis i.e. iron overload, which is a risk for people of Celtic origin?
Nicknamed "bronze diabetes"
This is idle speculation - I am not a doctor.

tsudhonimh.bsky.social•47 days ago

Hemochromatosis is a genetic disorder that causes iron overload, which can lead to low testosterone levels and sexual dysfunction in men.

And JFKjr is known to be taking testosterone supplements "for his health" ... which would make the overload worse.

mermaid1566.bsky.social•48 days ago

He’s trying and starting to look more like trump

ouisiem.bsky.social•47 days ago

Very 60s-70s idea of “health”

rhodehouse.bsky.social•48 days ago

Is it possible that all the crazy shit he's done to his body is making him mutate into a new life form? I think he's slowly becoming a tree.

jeffreyschmeffrey.bsky.social•48 days ago

Apparently the prospect of skin cancer doesn't ok to him. But vaccinations are an existential threat 🤷🏼

tlworrall.bsky.social•48 days ago

The steroids he takes to get jacked are making his head bigger.

realkaryotic.bsky.social•48 days ago

Well said, Professor. 😂😂😂

cat-cafe.bsky.social•48 days ago

YES. "Boiled a catcher's mitt." You have encapsulated him perfectly.

toototabon1.bsky.social•48 days ago

The current definition of alpha over there is....strange.

8bitblunder.bsky.social•48 days ago

Dude I get you but this argument is also used against people who are good public health administrators who happen to be or appear to be in bad health. There's a lot of ways he's unqualified but his hideous appearance isn't one of them

pauldu.bsky.social•48 days ago

the lives of American citizens hold no value to him. He worships relevance, at any cost

bluefrommagioh.bsky.social•48 days ago

trump and bobby share the same bronzer tone, so cool.

experimental22.bsky.social•48 days ago

Great description!

laylasmackdown.bsky.social•48 days ago

And every sound bite sounds like a blender blending another blender.

winifredreilly.bsky.social•48 days ago

Perfect description. I was wondering what’s going on there. He looks like he was dipped in bronze.

meganmunguia.bsky.social•48 days ago

He’s the same age as my dad, who has had 2 heart attacks. My dad still looks a LOT younger than this.

Looking like RFK Jr. at 70 is a bad outcome!

mikeny55.bsky.social•47 days ago

A boiled catchers mitt. 😂🤣😂🤣

ekjordan.bsky.social•48 days ago

Why do MAGAs always have either excessive spray-tans or excessive skin damage from spending too much of their lives in tanning beds and in the actual sun? I suppose it must be the same stupidity that causes RFK Jr to work tirelessly to destroy his father's legacy.

kdc65.bsky.social•48 days ago

Make up sponge? I’m hollering. Thank you! Might have to use this in class next week when the children are writing creatively. “Here’s an example, I read online about the president. “. BARF!!

tarheelguy.bsky.social•48 days ago

And that Olivia Whatshername blew up her engagement and career because she wanted to be diddled by this walking mummy. Jeez.

c22majormajor.bsky.social•48 days ago

rfk seriously unwell, for a long time
he needs care, not a dangerous portfolio

pattiagood.bsky.social•48 days ago

Unfit for any position

billsi.bsky.social•48 days ago

Should change his name from Kennedy to Can-a-doo-doo

sneadly.bsky.social•48 days ago

Glad I got a booster every time it was offered.

rainerschein.bsky.social•47 days ago

And yet no one is throwing baseballs at him...

ccgrah.bsky.social•48 days ago

Bet he does the whole perineum (butthole) sunning thing

ekjordan.bsky.social•48 days ago

Undoubtedly

grdlicka.bsky.social•48 days ago

This one is especially leathery

bstum.bsky.social•48 days ago

He also sounds like he’s been a heavy smoker for decades. Mind you, my paternal grandmother smoked for over 60 years and sounded better than he does.

unraveled5.bsky.social•48 days ago

Steroids.

ssparkerss.bsky.social•48 days ago

he's an Eli Valley illustration come to life

maudi63.bsky.social•48 days ago

thewholewenchilada.bsky.social•47 days ago

💀💀💀

nancyshaggymoore.bsky.social•48 days ago

🤣👏🏼

kathyfeather.bsky.social•48 days ago

Just like his master, yet they keep going on and on. For now

catsbecool00.bsky.social•48 days ago

He looks like an overly smoked ham

ivananewgrave.bsky.social•48 days ago

Sorry Kennedy wasn’t here to block Trump from receiving the best drastic Covid treatment available as they rushed him to the hospital via helicopter after diaper Don rightfully contacted Covid.

Imagine…

Watch Bill Barrf
at Trumps Covid brief, dispersing a slimy snot- wad before shaking hands

colinmoore.bsky.social•48 days ago

And his voice sounds like he had a 20 year whip-it addiction. Sans the muscles the guys is a mess.

neonnomad.bsky.social•48 days ago

RFK jr, Stephen Miller & Bannon all go to the same makeup artist - the one who got fired from a funeral home for “improper conduct”.

davoinshowerhandel.bsky.social•48 days ago

I just rewatched Chernobyl on HBO and he could’ve been an extra playing a firefighter

kipwilliams.bsky.social•47 days ago

Okay, wise guy. Let's see YOU pick up a hot baking sheet with just your face. Who's laughing now, eh?

jaredlipof.bsky.social•48 days ago

Trump [leaning into RFK Jr.]: So, tell me. How did you achieve this particular shade?

polkabone.bsky.social•48 days ago

The testosterone injections probably don't help.

grooveholmes.bsky.social•48 days ago

with the probable HGH usage, too, I'm a bit reminded of this...

https://bsky.app/profile/c0nc0rdance.bsky.social/post/3lfqplctfvk24

bgftbbr.bsky.social•48 days ago

“a boiled catcher’s mitt”😹😹

zeepetals.bsky.social•48 days ago

Wow, TWO coffee-spit-worthy insults in one post.

Well done, sir. Well done.

jeffrush.bsky.social•48 days ago

Did you even try catching a ball -without- a catcher's mitt? So much worse. Clearly he should be in charge of our lives. /s

jwmcartist.bsky.social•48 days ago

Why is it other dudes hopped up on test die young, yet this leather sack keeps going?

matthematics.com•48 days ago

"That's not a leather Muppet, that's RFK Junior!"

bryanfichter.bsky.social•48 days ago

A face like rich Corinthian leather

tripvodenicker.bsky.social•48 days ago

Addison’s disease runs in his family.

ppyrite.bsky.social•48 days ago

Oh Gawd.. she’s turning orange too..

whatamovie.bsky.social•48 days ago

Boiled catcher's mitt is perfect, though I think he's been marinating in ego and poor life choices for years, that's the real secret to his unique leatheriness.

toothychicken.bsky.social•48 days ago

What too much heroin and time in the sunny charnel field, feeding your falcons rats will do to a man.

solidphil.bsky.social•47 days ago

I think they must’ve boiled his brain in the same cauldron. Listen to the poor fellow talk for 5 minutes and you can tell he’s crazier than a shithouse rat. An affront to common sense, like the lady said.

cupecakish.bsky.social•48 days ago

This cult wears as much makeup as RuPaul's Drag Race.

piquaoh.bsky.social•48 days ago

Cheryl Hines WHY???

janayblaze.bsky.social•48 days ago

Looks like he went with the walnut finish.

trexpaine.bsky.social•48 days ago

Murderer

scottmp7673.bsky.social•48 days ago

If he ditches the hair...

uppidywoman.bsky.social•47 days ago

I have met him. He is totally fried mentally. Insane from decades of drug abuse.

zugernat.bsky.social•48 days ago

Whenever I see him I think of this illustration from Paul Fussell's book Class.

judgetrainer.bsky.social•48 days ago

Again, the actual Republican health plan is “die, motherfuckers, die.”

boschii.bsky.social•48 days ago

Uuummm...these 2 descriptions are my favorite of all time.
Thank you sir

tdougmadsen.bsky.social•48 days ago

He looks like Hoggle.

janicenj.bsky.social•47 days ago

In the same way I don't believe that MAGA business owners will tolerate their low-skill, low-pay immigrant workforce being deported, I don't believe the US pharmaceutical industry is going to stand for being unable to sell its vaccines.

IMO, this is all performative nonsense.

bgoldst.bsky.social•48 days ago

His Wikipedia page is like an anti-WebMD of how not to stay healthy

plyle.bsky.social•48 days ago

“Violet, you’re turning violet”

sdamussen.bsky.social•48 days ago

“Used make-up sponge” is definitely going into my bag of insults! And may be the way I refer to our next president from now on.

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