The first swearing in ceremony to feature bottomless mimosas - ThreadSky

kevinmkruse.bsky.social • 29 days ago

The first swearing in ceremony to feature bottomless mimosas

Pete Hegseth will be sworn in as the U.S. Secretary of Defense tomorrow morning at the White House by Vice President JD Vance. - CNN

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bash.bsky.social•29 days ago

Heavy on the swearing.

jbminn.bsky.social•29 days ago

Kevin

marccunat.bsky.social•29 days ago

Hegseth is David Dilbeck (Burt Reynolds) from the movie “Striptease”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USax223l7wM

cherylbolen.bsky.social•29 days ago

Do you expect anyone at the Pentagon to resign over this?

janetdonavan.bsky.social•29 days ago

I could go for a bottomless mimosa about now…

elisarothstein917.bsky.social•29 days ago

The Frat Boy Cabinet expands. RIP Democracy. Welcome to the Broligarchy. 🤦‍♀️

susiedaytona.bsky.social•29 days ago

Served by topless waitresses

babacorva.bsky.social•29 days ago

Sounds like someone has forgotten the Nixon administration

laurabreathing.bsky.social•29 days ago

Trump would need someone drunk to be okay with betraying their own country, and give him someone to throw under the bus at the same time. I'm betting a lot of GOP Congress members didn't consider how they set themselves up to be fodder. Oops!

antiss.bsky.social•29 days ago

Hella! I'm IN!

jhamiltonhatch.bsky.social•29 days ago

If there are any true patriot strippers/exotic dancers out there it would be just awesome if you decided to show up tomorrow morning and tell everyone you were sent as an anonymous gift.

Red White and Blue bikini's y'all!

elizabethpearce.bsky.social•29 days ago

“Yes, Mr. Secretary, the nuclear codes really are 867-5309. Coincidence, huh?”

myfurbabies.bsky.social•29 days ago

🤣

woj.bsky.social•29 days ago

the bible he will have his hand on

canadianbacon66.bsky.social•29 days ago

Orange juice will actually be optional

bluemeade7.bsky.social•29 days ago

Can we clap when he passes out drunk and Trump orders JD to drag him out? Who on his SS detail will be carrying his "water bottle"?

lilyisacat5.bsky.social•29 days ago

The drinking is the least of his evils.

myfurbabies.bsky.social•29 days ago

🤣

fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social•29 days ago

He’ll take the oath with his hand on Mr. Boston’s Official Bartender’s Guide

bluemeade7.bsky.social•29 days ago

Hide the "wimmen"!

myfurbabies.bsky.social•29 days ago

😅

toplineinvest.bsky.social•29 days ago

greenplasticmike.bsky.social•29 days ago

Let’s try to make “bottomless administration” happen.

greenplasticmike.bsky.social•29 days ago

Of course we will regret this if they start running around with their little red hats and no pants.

suannelqr.bsky.social•29 days ago

I fear for the couches.

desertdweller760.bsky.social•29 days ago

They should hold it at an AA meeting

mlamb.bsky.social•29 days ago

What better way to celebrate failing upward.

ecgrimm.bsky.social•29 days ago

They’re adding tequila shots after military funerals, too.

joehk67.bsky.social•29 days ago

There is a better than 50% chance that that is at least partly true.

ljamesnc.bsky.social•29 days ago

Fitting since there appears to be no bottom.

chuckpilon.bsky.social•29 days ago

And located at a strip club.

emarc.bsky.social•29 days ago

The Year of the Snake started a few days early.

beefunwellington.bsky.social•29 days ago

He seems more like a coke & jack guy.

dbchirpy.bsky.social•29 days ago

With sexual assaults as the appetizers.

salongroupnyc.bsky.social•29 days ago

Knowing Trump it will be a BYOB event.

gerrig1954.bsky.social•29 days ago

Make his a double!

butkus1950.bsky.social•29 days ago

Bloody Mary’s more likely.

gubbbo.bsky.social•29 days ago

Sunday brunch staple

leftcoasteroc.bsky.social•29 days ago

Was he sober? Odds?

laguna2lbc.bsky.social•29 days ago

And last night’s makeup still on

martyolliff.bsky.social•29 days ago

Immediately followed by the Swearing AT Ceremony.

patwillacker.bsky.social•29 days ago

Women, cover your glass!

bluemeade7.bsky.social•29 days ago

And your bottoms!

sedonalittlelady.bsky.social•29 days ago

And we’re only 5 days in. So disgusting! 😡😡😡😡

caffeinebuzz.bsky.social•29 days ago

At some point, they may literally be bottomless. *shudder*

northsidemick.bsky.social•29 days ago

Will Putin be there as a guest of honor? He must be thrilled about this.

eltopo71.com•29 days ago

Proposal: he should be breathalyzed before the ceremony starts.

lshoes32.bsky.social•29 days ago

And a breathalyzer at every checkpoint and door in the Pentagon.

pottersville.bsky.social•29 days ago

Great, now they're ruining brunch, too

chudonew.bsky.social•29 days ago

The swearing in of the amoral puppet who is absolutely in agreement with using our Military against American citizens on command of an insane narcissistic autocrat.

lou-from-cleveland.bsky.social•29 days ago

Open bar and an axe throwing competition would be an awesome combination right now. Just saying.

blueabe24.bsky.social•29 days ago

At the Capitol, Lauren Boebert is monitoring the women's restrooms.
Who will be monitoring breathalyzers at the Pentagon?

shanman16.bsky.social•29 days ago

…will he be getting a booze ap on his watch similar to moses porn alarm ?
ps, how is day one of his new sobriety going so far ?

dabizomb.bsky.social•29 days ago

Not to mention actual swearing.

julietacamp.bsky.social•29 days ago

Maybe Vance will join him with a am cocktail?? Ya' think?

mbou.bsky.social•29 days ago

And a wet t-shirt contest

sushisweats.bsky.social•29 days ago

He’s gonna be Porky Piggin it.

le-desert-ratta.bsky.social•29 days ago

I should learn not to do “dry January” in transition years.

laoc.bsky.social•29 days ago

🤯

bertfoxson.bsky.social•29 days ago

Champagne doesn’t have the same kick as Whiskey. I’m guessing shots of Woodford Reserve.

calicoday.bsky.social•29 days ago

Never before wanted to be an American official but now you're talking my language!

illinoisjen.bsky.social•29 days ago

If only Dems could control meteor targets like we can the weather.

mikusa.bsky.social•29 days ago

It’s gonna be all right or he will be fired but he will have GREAT health insurance for whatever ails him.

azgirl57.bsky.social•29 days ago

Wait a minute!... I heard it's gonna be a 6 Kegger bash & Kavanaugh & Squish are chaperoning.

thecitizeny.bsky.social•29 days ago

I'll be swearing while I'm watching it

snowmath.bsky.social•29 days ago

All mimosas to be fortified with a shot of vodka.

loblaws-balrog.bsky.social•29 days ago

hegseth’s working breakfast is actually 2 gin and tonics, “heggy style,” which means just a splash of tonic

kevin.crime.group•29 days ago

And bottomless other things

michanconnor.bsky.social•29 days ago

lol it’s on the record he’s a morning G&T man

casiepierce.bsky.social•29 days ago

They aren't that classy, it'll be vodka and Red Bull.

lshoes32.bsky.social•29 days ago

Knock off Red Bull like the cheap bars use.

wenallt.bsky.social•29 days ago

There will be a prayer circle, followed by tequila slamming and hand jobs all round from Boebert.

jack-north.bsky.social•29 days ago

We must raise a toast for Petey! Bottoms up! 🥂🥂🍹🍷🍺🥂🍹🍺

Then we must raise Petey off the floor and call a cab! 🚕

eggavatar829824.bsky.social•29 days ago

He only rates Vance? Not Trump?

amdesq1.bsky.social•28 days ago

You could've ended your sentence at "bottomless."

dolorosasantos.bsky.social•29 days ago

Bring your Gin flasks!

plimoth.bsky.social•29 days ago

I'm embarrassed to say I used to be a Republican.

illinoisjen.bsky.social•29 days ago

Don't be embarrassed. Just be glad you are a decent human who can see past political party lines

wenallt.bsky.social•29 days ago

To be fair the Republican Party used to be Republican 🤷‍♂️

reuxben.bsky.social•29 days ago

They like their mimosas like they like their standards.

bigdumb.blog•29 days ago

Never saw BNL's "Alcohol" as an appropriate backing track to a swearing in of a SecDef, but here we are:

"Forget the cafe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea
A malibu and coke for you, a G and T for me"

prmurp.bsky.social•29 days ago

Keg stands and beer relays seem more appropriate.

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