Hearing rumors that a dark horse candidate for pope is emerging and it’s Top Christ Following Man Kelvin Gemstone? - ThreadSky

danepopfrippery.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yaaaas queen

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padrock.bsky.social•1 day ago

see heeyuh i'm thinking we need us some young blood, somethng them papists can sink they teeth into:

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lesha11.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂😂😂

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jenbodnar.bsky.social•1 day ago

What a world that would be !

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nohomers60.bsky.social•1 day ago

Mark my words: it’ll be Teenjus.

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casatucson.bsky.social•1 day ago

Baby Billy but he’s gonna need an eight ball and a couple mil.

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gimmecofferplz.bsky.social•1 day ago

Timely reference!

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spartybball.bsky.social•1 day ago

Best candidate so far….

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illinifan1280.bsky.social•1 day ago

Season 5 gonna be lit.

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yotemcyoteface.bsky.social•1 day ago

To dream

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beaglehaus.com•1 day ago

Excuse me, that's Gay Top Christ Following Man Kelvin Gemstone

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kevinmkruse.bsky.social•1 day ago

They telegraphed that joke several episodes ago and yet it still worked

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oldmanrambling.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Here’s your man. Sure, he’s been in training for years.

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martti.bsky.social•1 day ago

Well, he is a good friend of Teenjus.

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darthapathetic.bsky.social•1 day ago

Better chance than Raymond Burke.

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acharmingbracelet.bsky.social•1 day ago

Top Christ Following Man!

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nug.monster•1 day ago

it should be keefe!

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rbminsf.bsky.social•20 hours ago

It turns out that the Vatican has a stash of rare-earth minerals, so Trump will invade, install JD Vance as Pope and replace him with Kristi Noem as VP because he thinks she has nice hair.

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racheleklein.bsky.social•1 day ago

DEI candidate!

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racheleklein.bsky.social•1 day ago

That said I WILL support his candidacy… #Prism

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thelizlotus.bsky.social•1 day ago

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veraciousvirgo87.bsky.social•1 day ago

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toxteth1.bsky.social•1 day ago

He's not of their religion...

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deniseky.bsky.social•1 day ago

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amy-jo.bsky.social•1 day ago

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vidarrr.bsky.social•1 day ago

I heard JD wants to throw his hat in the ring.

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melaniejm61.bsky.social•1 day ago

Now that, I would LOVE to have happen!

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1stackmack.bsky.social•1 day ago

Baby Billy for the win!

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yotemcyoteface.bsky.social•1 day ago

I need Uncle Pope Baby Billy I

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robisraelart.bsky.social•1 day ago

If only

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greybirdmuse.com•18 hours ago

Not Dr. Watson?

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jvagle.me•1 day ago

My candidate

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ponderit.bsky.social•1 day ago

Father Guido Sarducci would be a powerful papal leader - in between smoking joints.

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rwlewis.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I hear Vatican TV is limited to Fox, News Max, and OANN; Putin has the Pope's emails, and Big Balls is counting the ballots.

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vpofthemitten.bsky.social•17 hours ago

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researchette.bsky.social•1 day ago

"Top Christ Following Man" makes me laugh every time. The perfect combination of silly and overly-wordy.

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generowzee.bsky.social•1 day ago

Baby Billy or go home. It’s payday time!

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xxtacocatxx.bsky.social•21 hours ago

No,I don't wanna see the Pope's dick

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spencerwindes.bsky.social•1 day ago

Keefe for Vatican Secretary of State

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shultze.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nah, Keefe needs to be the Head Swiss Guard that protects the Pope. This outfit was MADE for him

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spencerwindes.bsky.social•1 day ago

By Michelangelo!

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flim-flam.bsky.social•1 day ago

Decked out in vaguely cyber goth inspired Cardinal vestments.

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wappthereitis.bsky.social•1 day ago

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rivervangambler.bsky.social•1 day ago

Baby Billy will do it for just an 8 ball and $2 million.

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blocksabadass.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yes!!! Let’s get a Gemstone in there. LOL

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moldywarp.bsky.social•1 day ago

It’s gonna be JD

We all know it

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pdxreigns.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yes!

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annakornbluh.bsky.social•1 day ago

this season is in fact good

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kevinmkruse.bsky.social•1 day ago

I was worried because the S3 finale seemed like a great series end but yeah it’s been terrific.

The jet packs and pole dancing competition alone have made it amazing

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martti.bsky.social•1 day ago

TEENJUS TEENJUS TEENJUS. I randomly say it now and laugh. Just amazing shit. Teenjus!

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diamondcait.bsky.social•1 day ago

Plus Michael Rooker!

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thenurseisin.bsky.social•1 day ago

Now, this is my kind of Pope.

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dpp7541.bsky.social•23 hours ago

As is usual when the Conclave have concluded next month. The New Candidate will have to prove he has his Balls intact. Not like the Wannabe American Statesman.
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