I think every game that hinges around a parent/child relationship should give me the option to abandon the child in the first five minutes and spend the rest of the game having fun
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In my mind you get to ditch the baby outside a church or something, and then the game lets you spend the next twenty hours buying a two seater sports car, getting eight hours sleep every night, and going on holiday to Majorca
Many years ago, the Russian government instituted a one-time baby bonus for new mothers. Once the babies were born, and the cheques were cashed, the orphanages were suddenly overflowing with babies dumped on them.
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Early test versions of the SNES game Yoshi's Island had Baby Mario make a far less annoying sound when Yoshi got hit, so people ignored him.
Thus in the final game they made his crying annoying as all get out.
I meeeeean not exactly fitting the brief but hey!
- Hard
- Normal
- Easy
- Deadbeat
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