Wow, HUGE October surprise breaking this morning: apparently Trump was adjudicated responsible for RAPING A WOMAN [holds finger to ear] hang on I'm getting some breaking news, apparently we all knew about this and yet somehow he is still a candidate for president people take seriously - ThreadSky

jesseberney.com • 148 days ago

Wow, HUGE October surprise breaking this morning: apparently Trump was adjudicated responsible for RAPING A WOMAN [holds finger to ear] hang on I'm getting some breaking news, apparently we all knew about this and yet somehow he is still a candidate for president people take seriously

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grudgie.bsky.social•148 days ago

I really think Trump is the only candidate ever for whom a jury unanimously agreeing he raped a woman would not end his political career

tzed250.bsky.social•148 days ago

The first candidate… probably normalizing that shit going forward.

jesseberney.com•148 days ago

when that motherfucker said he could stand on fifth avenue and shoot someone and it wouldn't cost him a single vote, it was the truest thing he ever said

sporkyreeve.bsky.social•148 days ago

If he wins again and there happens to be an immigrant standing on fifth avenue he might just go ahead and do it

cthulul.bsky.social•148 days ago

And ANOTHER huge October surprise: Trump admin plans to use the military to round up undesireables into death camps. Hang on, I'm being told this has literally been in his official platform for several months now.

colonizedeez.bsky.social•148 days ago

Don't white understand it!

bluefrommagioh.bsky.social•148 days ago

oh, I think the second October surprise shoe just dropped.

maniccage.bsky.social•148 days ago

Well maybe the October surprise of him barging into a dressing room of underage girls will shock the polls.

[earpiece emitting a screech that can be heard from space] Hang on

annabellelecter.bsky.social•147 days ago

Next you'll tell me he committed tax fraud and election fraud and once tried to have men falsely accused of rape executed.

Now where is Hunter's laptop?

Fake news.

jesseberney.com•135 days ago

WOW another BIG October surprise folks, it turns out Donald Trump is a doddering idiot in the midst of a complete cognitive breakdown [holds finger to ear] I'm getting reports that we've literally known about this for years and yet the election is a coin flip somehow

jametc.bsky.social•148 days ago

Wait til they hear that his VP pick thinks women shouldn't vote!!

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