Back in the late 1980s, I circulated a departmental memo that for a new government directive, we must audit our hard disks and their rotational direction so we were 'spin neutral', and arrange, as necessary, for drives to have their direction switches changed, or be remounted upside down.
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Go back and fix that right now.
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