Has anyone seen JD Vance? - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

liberalwoman.bsky.social•183 days ago

Last I saw he was playing with his kids

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skitchylulu.bsky.social•183 days ago

I'm assuming you mean his wife's kids, isn't that how he referred to them.

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liberalwoman.bsky.social•183 days ago

Omg yes. Like he had no part in it 🤣🤣🤣

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gravity44.bsky.social•183 days ago

Putting together his 25th Amendment plans.

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author-rdlangr.bsky.social•183 days ago

He's wondering how many McDonald's cheeseburgers 🍊has to eat to have a heart attack.

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mccrock.bsky.social•183 days ago

Sidelined with a couch-related fracture. Could be out the rest of the season.

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medic1983.bsky.social•183 days ago

He probably feels like he's in a third wheel relationship. 45 and Leon are co-presidenting.

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vivatheresistance.bsky.social•183 days ago

Maybe Trump hung him!

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bannerite.bsky.social•183 days ago

🤔

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chucksmom.bsky.social•183 days ago

Yes and I'll never fully recover! Seriously though, he has disappeared hasn't he?

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karen318.bsky.social•183 days ago

Senate is in session and he’s a senator

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ks116-m.bsky.social•183 days ago

Who never shows up to vote.

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dsnowflake24.bsky.social•183 days ago

Stuck in the couch.

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scott766.bsky.social•183 days ago

🤣

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geno1955.bsky.social•183 days ago

🤣🤣

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bannerite.bsky.social•183 days ago

Ooh!

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tubette.bsky.social•183 days ago

maybe he’s transitioning just to shake things up

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old-man-gamer.bsky.social•183 days ago

Don’t know, don’t care

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chefkaren.bsky.social•183 days ago

Who?

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beeaz24.bsky.social•183 days ago

Been asking this since the election, not a peep

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michaellarocca.bsky.social•183 days ago

Not voluntarily

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mdenn.bsky.social•183 days ago

Who?

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auntiedeb2024.bsky.social•183 days ago

Who?

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cwphelan.bsky.social•183 days ago

Musk shot him to Mars

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friendofdrbob.bsky.social•183 days ago

#ShadyVance is in Moscow getting an OS & Firmware update.

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cptlonghaire.bsky.social•183 days ago

Check behind the couch

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chellelavixen.bsky.social•183 days ago

He is out of eyeliner

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bannerite.bsky.social•183 days ago

That explains it!

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s-moz-renee.bsky.social•183 days ago

Thankfully no, maybe CRIMINAL DJT ate him.!!

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diverpam.bsky.social•183 days ago

Who?

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szan1.bsky.social•183 days ago

He's not in Ohio that I can tell... lol

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anxietynap91.bsky.social•183 days ago

No, but I also don't think anyone has checked under the podiums Trump stands in front of or the desks he sits behind.

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bannerite.bsky.social•183 days ago

True

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madrigalbantham.bsky.social•183 days ago

Did you check under the couch cushions?

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kisekeartist.bsky.social•183 days ago

I think he went to IKEA.

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maryhw51.bsky.social•183 days ago

Has he been replaced by Elon???

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pocolilli.bsky.social•183 days ago

he’s shining Elons shoes

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nighttrain-75.bsky.social•183 days ago

Yeah this guy is the replacement

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hopeaintlost.bsky.social•183 days ago

Haha. Or stories of economic anxiety? The price of eggs? Suddenly all that has vanished.

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notesinthemargin.bsky.social•183 days ago

He is probably at Thiel’s house as they set up 25th’ing Trump

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howdudette1.bsky.social•183 days ago

Who cares...🤣🤣🤣🤣

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yimabean.bsky.social•183 days ago

Hopefully he won’t materialize.

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democracyisfragile.bsky.social•183 days ago

I was thinking the same thing.

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the-gresham-bubbe.bsky.social•183 days ago

No. But I haven’t been looking for him, either.

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jasoncampbell617.bsky.social•183 days ago

He's probably locked in isolation with his hero Peter Thiel and undergoing programming and receiving his orders on how to move ahead and make sure to trample on citizens rights while enriching the billionaires more and turning over power to them.

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clover31.bsky.social•183 days ago

He was seen at a furniture store shopping for a new couch for his new love shack, I mean office

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thereelrandom.bsky.social•183 days ago

Saw JD and was like “I’m right… oh, “

Think that’s gonna be my new reality.

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katr01.bsky.social•183 days ago

He’s writing up the documents required to support the 25th amendment

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quest4zen.bsky.social•183 days ago

I get a bad feeling about this. If he's quiet, he's up to something.

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ointment666.bsky.social•183 days ago

I cannot believe how wrong I have been. JD Vance isn't going to be in charge of anything. I'm still stunned.

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dbossaller.bsky.social•183 days ago

NOPE!

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sophieluther.bsky.social•183 days ago

They're testing different tones of skin bronzer on him.

Probably with focus groups.

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cynrancour.bsky.social•183 days ago

Was he on the plane 2 days ago?

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jgoodsunset.bsky.social•183 days ago

Thankfully, NO!

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nybob.bsky.social•183 days ago

Never heard of her 🤔

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myesoteric.bsky.social•183 days ago

Wasn't he assigned to be Elon's escort?

I see you made the move from Ugly X, Pat.

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bannerite.bsky.social•183 days ago

Oh I am still over there! But I like it here too!

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antirepublican.bsky.social•183 days ago

Sleeping in his coffin. Tough campaign.

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texanacantante.bsky.social•183 days ago

Nope. Wait… check your couch

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martie10mb.bsky.social•183 days ago

I hear he is not in the clique....LOL

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ritsks.bsky.social•183 days ago

LOL, like Jr. High & HS. I get it! You have my follow!

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veeham60.bsky.social•183 days ago

He may be trapped in someone's hide away sofa🧐

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dismom.bsky.social•183 days ago

Nope

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yvie51.bsky.social•183 days ago

Nope. I don’t care

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witchypower.bsky.social•183 days ago

Getting instructions on 25thing #47 at 12:01 pm 01/20/2025

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tamaribai.bsky.social•183 days ago

He may have gotten stuck in the couch.

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laricelu.bsky.social•183 days ago

Yes. Weirder than ever.

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memyselfngaia.satan.social•183 days ago

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notyourlawyer.bsky.social•183 days ago

He’s on the couch.

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kellyjd.bsky.social•183 days ago

🤮

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musicmuse.bsky.social•183 days ago

Who?

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umanoid.bsky.social•183 days ago

We need to post his photo on cartons of 🐮milk

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almightynoodle1.bsky.social•183 days ago

Elon Musk ate him.

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malea7.bsky.social•183 days ago

Elon has him locked up in the basement at MarLago

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big-steppa.bsky.social•183 days ago

Hopefully he disappeared

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sweetforever66.bsky.social•183 days ago

No! I was wondering where he was!!

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idoubtit.bsky.social•183 days ago

If we still had journalists in this country, maybe somebody would be investigating it.

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ahuman1st.bsky.social•183 days ago

You mean VP Musk don’t you… 😉

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malhazared.bsky.social•183 days ago

He's having a couch orgy.

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doobydoowop.bsky.social•183 days ago

He's been usurped by a melon husk. It would be funny if it wasn't all so utterly tragic.

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itspoetic.bsky.social•183 days ago

He's getting permanent eye makeup done ( you know, because tears can ruin your eyeliner)

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yupi2000.bsky.social•183 days ago

He is busy.

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megannotmegan.bsky.social•183 days ago

Have you looked at Ashley's furniture stores in the DC area?

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1yorkie1.bsky.social•183 days ago

Maybe he got stuck in a sofa bed.

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sosacub.bsky.social•183 days ago

Nope

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dinochka.bsky.social•183 days ago

He’s complaining MIA. Has Leon put him out to pasture?

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frida-kahlua.bsky.social•183 days ago

Hes in his couch still.

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willnotcomply.bsky.social•183 days ago

I don’t think orange man likes him-he was picked by the p2025 people

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paulatics.bsky.social•183 days ago

I think he’s pretty lucky I haven’t.

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blugrlredtwn.bsky.social•183 days ago

Have not - and like a mom or a teacher, silence is concerning....WTF is he up to?

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vidbizz.bsky.social•183 days ago

He’s walking around an empty parking lot in GA, carrying a box of stale donuts 🍩

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bannerite.bsky.social•183 days ago

😂😂😂

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amikolle.bsky.social•183 days ago

He's been absorbed by Muskie

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thequeen23.bsky.social•183 days ago

Up to no good somewhere

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emptynestlisa.bsky.social•183 days ago

I imagine he’s in a tech bro bunker plotting the downfall of the US with his boss, Peter Thiel.

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thedoubletruthruth.bsky.social•183 days ago

He’s making is debut tomorrow to congress. 😑

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zacster911.bsky.social•183 days ago

At home sitting on his donut on that couch, whining.

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battybackpack.bsky.social•183 days ago

He was a rental they had to return him .

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wopat7.bsky.social•183 days ago

Now that's funny, lol

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battybackpack.bsky.social•183 days ago

Thanks 🤣🤣🤘

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c-sample.bsky.social•183 days ago

They sent him across town to live with relatives.

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lelandvandervort.info•183 days ago

have you checked here?

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tomsalfa.bsky.social•182 days ago

No, and in a way it's a little scary.

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bannerite.bsky.social•182 days ago

Guess he was on Capitol Hill today lobbying for Gaetz

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tomsalfa.bsky.social•181 days ago

I guess that didn't work out very well. I hope that shows the iron grip The Orange Tyrant was supposed to have on the Senate isn't there.

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swad1956.bsky.social•183 days ago

I'm sure he has his hands full planning his 25th Amendment strategy.

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randallwhite.bsky.social•183 days ago

Who?

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grobielauren.bsky.social•183 days ago

No. He's too far up the cheato's ass...

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sandalina.bsky.social•183 days ago

Jimmy Kimmel suggested he might be home in his couch.

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grumpygrammy.bsky.social•183 days ago

A lot of people are saying that he went on a trip with his side piece, peter Thiel.

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bella418.bsky.social•183 days ago

Nope… he must be stewing over Elon. 😡

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lavndrblue.bsky.social•183 days ago

He’s foraging for that 25th Amendment.

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lavadancer.bsky.social•183 days ago

Agree

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greenspringer.bsky.social•183 days ago

Reportedly, he's making the rounds in Congress, pushing to get t's nominees secured.

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misscrowdcontrol.bsky.social•183 days ago

He's at the furniture store stocking up on sofas before the tariffs kick in.

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marschmehl-o.bsky.social•183 days ago

Thankfully, no.

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ashbow.bsky.social•183 days ago

I have been asking about him . He disappeared.

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aglauros.bsky.social•183 days ago

The silence from the couch is cushioning

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lotusag.bsky.social•183 days ago

Who? 🤔

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southerngirlraven7.bsky.social•183 days ago

I don’t think anyone has bothered to look.
😂

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oldnurse4.bsky.social•183 days ago

Not since election night, strange. He must be pissed that Musk is chumps constant companion.

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huskerrah.bsky.social•183 days ago

I’m okay with not seeing JD Vance.

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amari2024.bsky.social•183 days ago

No. But I stopped watching cable news.

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darlenemcdonald.com•183 days ago

Is anyone looking for him? Look under the couch.

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chriszappa.com•183 days ago

🤣🙏🏻

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gigitruebluedem.bsky.social•183 days ago

Have you looked at Rooms to Go in the couch section? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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laughlines.bsky.social•183 days ago

Last I saw him... he was in the Target makeup aisle picking out an eyeliner.

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rockeybs.bsky.social•183 days ago

Plastic Surgery! ✌️

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deborahg822.bsky.social•183 days ago

Who?

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chriscoble.me•183 days ago

They keep sending him on McDonalds runs.

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noobdad.bsky.social•183 days ago

He better be guarding that damn border. That's apparently the VPs job.

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femmeferocity.bsky.social•183 days ago

No and it's probably a bad sign. He's probably wearing his wig right now planning horrible things to do to the women, minorities, and LGBTQ+.

If we think what they're announcing is bad, imagine what they're not announcing

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ritsks.bsky.social•183 days ago

Trump has a new Bromance! I think he calls him Musky!

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