You mean return it back to the Aleuts/Inuit/Tlingit/Haida/Tsimshians and the Athabaskans. You know, the native peoples that the russia stole it from. 🫢
I would say Vancouver, BC, CAN goes back to the Musqueam, Squamish, and Tsleil-Waututh First Nations.
As for Vancouver, WA, USA it goes back to the Chinook Native Americans.
Brilliant idea. And if there isn't a possibility to squeeze in His face twice as big as the others, the whole thing can by covered by His giant face made of concrete and after painted in fake gold.
In January 2024, Putin declared that the sale of Alaska to the United States in 1867 was invalid and that Alaska is rightfully still Russian territory.
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As for Vancouver, WA, USA it goes back to the Chinook Native Americans.
He could just give them Manhattan?
* California borders are defined by whichever historic map provides the most benefits to Muscovy.
To guarantee Putin's security.
We'll surround Moscow Oblast with US military bases.
Do you know how many billions we’ve invested in the Alaskan/NORAD infrastructure?
We will assassinate whoever threatens our cash flow, we’ll put a Luigi to it, for lack of a better term.
C'mon, you _know_ he wants that most of all!
Paid for by public subscription, perhaps a lottery?
$50 tickets.
Prize - you get to bend the knee to the God in person.
Admittedly this is basically the plot of Trump's recent business "plans".
The Art of the Deal! Seward's Folly has finally been rectified!
So when will president musk exchange alaska for alminium for his 1milion mars colony?
Don't forget, you want Poland back.