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chronicillness.bsky.social • 30 days ago

They've replaced my doctor with cauliflower. So far, it's a little bit better.

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zabroglexis.bsky.social•30 days ago

Had a fucking God awful doctor in urgent care yesterday after a rib was still hurting from a car accident a few days ago. Immediately requested a new doctor and got someone much nicer, but my wife and I were just appalled and I was on the verge of tears. Long story but I knew you'd understand. F drs

chronicillness.bsky.social•30 days ago

That's horrible. I'm so sorry. That makes me so sad. :(

darlong.bsky.social•30 days ago

At least it does no harm.

chronicillness.bsky.social•30 days ago

[My digestive system has entered the chat]

pumpkinstars.bsky.social•30 days ago

hahaaahaha

d-a-d.bsky.social•30 days ago

At least you could cook it instead of being cooked by your doc.

turntopagex.bsky.social•30 days ago

And it’s STILL implying I just need to lose weight to cure all of my mental and physical ailments?!? Jeez, Dr. Cauliflower!

chronicillness.bsky.social•30 days ago

😂

3k0bolds.bsky.social•30 days ago

At least it won't jump to conclusions before you've finished describing all of your symptoms. 😮‍💨

chronicillness.bsky.social•30 days ago

🤣It almost tastes like a real doctor too

sinisternails1.bsky.social•30 days ago

😂🤣😂🤣😂

scatmanvigoda.bsky.social•30 days ago

I had cauliflower last night. No waiting. Seems to be helping. No prior authorization needed!

chronicillness.bsky.social•30 days ago

🤣 wow!

mamabear73.bsky.social•30 days ago

By now, I'm eating unpeeled xtra green cucumbers. I feel better, too.

glassmagpie.bsky.social•30 days ago

Just don't fall for low carb doctor crust pizza; it's a surprising amount of carbs.

chronicillness.bsky.social•30 days ago

🤣I KNOW!!!! Right?

ccreedrn.bsky.social•30 days ago

As a resident of the area where all the cauliflowering happens, please don't tell anyone. We have enough winter visitors.

chronicillness.bsky.social•30 days ago

😂I'll try not to tell anyone, but I'm so excited about it