Seriously, someone HAS to do a sketch about the choir director of the J6 Choir getting ready for the big show. “No QAnon Shaman, you can’t wear the headdress, it’s pointy and it blocks the person beh— CONFEDERATE FLAG GUY!! DO NOT TASE THE TENOR CAPTAIN!!” - ThreadSky

mrjoncryer.bsky.social • 1 day ago

Seriously, someone HAS to do a sketch about the choir director of the J6 Choir getting ready for the big show.

“No QAnon Shaman, you can’t wear the headdress, it’s pointy and it blocks the person beh— CONFEDERATE FLAG GUY!! DO NOT TASE THE TENOR CAPTAIN!!”

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vcla85.bsky.social•1 day ago

They’re going to put terrorists on stage at the Kennedy Center. This country keeps getting dumber every day

mrs-hill68.bsky.social•1 day ago

Paging SNL...

dmrpolyps.bsky.social•1 day ago

Now project and smile and step and smile . . . .

mslo919.bsky.social•1 day ago

Who in their right minds would buy a ticket for this???

batdancer.bsky.social•1 day ago

prayinfortheplanet.bsky.social•1 day ago

Lieutenant Aldo Raine to the rescue...

tbapple.bsky.social•1 day ago

Are they singing Edelwiess?

rjejr.bsky.social•1 day ago

auntsophie.bsky.social•1 day ago

"Tomorrow Belongs to Me" from Cabaret. This desecration is so painful to me.

itus.bsky.social•1 day ago

“Who took my podium?!”

“I leave for 15 seconds to clean up someone’s shit, and my podium is gone?”

popeimpious.bsky.social•1 day ago

You should see what they do to help people hit those high notes..

btketron.bsky.social•1 day ago

Only if the impersonation of the choir director is someone who can do a spot-on Paul Lynde.

murgenx.bsky.social•1 day ago

You are awesome!

genxloser.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Jan 6th, The Musical?

steve3797.bsky.social•1 day ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP2tUW0HDHA

julester68.bsky.social•1 day ago

I need this in my life!!!

caligold25.bsky.social•1 day ago

They don’t need to join a choir, they need to join a therapy group to help them deal with their Stockholm syndrome.

ss2719942032638.bsky.social•1 day ago

FFS

kmania.bsky.social•1 day ago

Wait, is that not a meme? I thought it was an Onion joke or something...

drunemeton.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Welcome to Month Two of Trump 2.0!

elsargentogarcia.bsky.social•1 day ago

Are they doing Springtime for Hitler for the encore?

vickie7666.bsky.social•1 day ago

It will soon be the KKK center

gar57.bsky.social•1 day ago

This sickens me.

momodeckdeck.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is from The Onion, right? …. right? 😭

jaybeedoubleu.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is what that chucklefuck replaced the DC Gay Men’s Chorus with? There is no bottom; he just keeps finding new ways to debase America.

sandiaman.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is this Legit. Jesus.

3fecta.bsky.social•1 day ago

Has everybody gone to the bathroom before the show? Yes, I mean #2 as well.

gladtidings.bsky.social•1 day ago

You also mean "has any body gone the bathroom IN THE HALL before the show?" They apparently don't use restrooms.

dookielazer.bsky.social•22 hours ago

“Please do not urinate in the corners and smear your shit on the walls. The bathrooms are this way.The BATHROOMS! Do you not know what a…oh, there they go. Too late.”

dawnalene.bsky.social•1 day ago

I thought that was a joke. Not sure why I’m ever surprised at this point

mjh878.bsky.social•1 day ago

Tasers, one assumes, are quite useful when trying to hit those high notes

mothman46.bsky.social•1 day ago

“J6ers, Quit licking the stained glass it isn’t flavored”

rickorick.bsky.social•1 day ago

OMG these are some tasteless fucks. This, at the Kennedy Center, is the equivalent of the J6ers defecating in our US Capital.

cgl12.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣

marvinm.bsky.social•1 day ago

I see a snl cameo in your future. Conductor shaman.

themortimersnerd.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is Elon going to pay for singing lessons? It's going to be ear piercing otherwise!!

parkercross.bsky.social•1 day ago

It’s a shame eggs are so expensive, but tomatoes will do just as well for this occasion.

davekeonscousin.bsky.social•1 day ago

Will Ferrell as Shaman, with a cow bell.

trachinus.bsky.social•23 hours ago

🦎 beat me to it so i shall post this in honor of the great Cowbell of the sky!

darrickrose.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hahaha.

bearsfan24.bsky.social•1 day ago

They should be singing Deutschland uber alles.

cellarette.bsky.social•1 day ago

I hope the staff all walks out and they have to do it in the dark.

pepper13.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nothing could possibly top reality here. 😔

michaelflinn.bsky.social•23 hours ago

I mean, if anyone wants to re-enact Operation Kino.....

officialjamesmeyer.bsky.social•1 day ago

Just a bunch of Nazis toot-in each other’s horns.

moiderzkitten.bsky.social•1 day ago

shortallmylife.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'm 💀🤣🤣🤣

mssunburst.bsky.social•1 day ago

JFC

jennybing53.bsky.social•1 day ago

And, what is their song list?

truebleu.bsky.social•1 day ago

I dare, the networks to refused to cover it.

porpentina2017.bsky.social•17 hours ago

*sniff, sniff … “What is that smell? Wait … Did someone just … Please, can you go use the ‘big proud boy’ bathroom? Yes, yes, I know that the president wears them, but that doesn’t mean you need to.”

Did I go too far?
https://bsky.app/profile/mrjoncryer.bsky.social/post/3lipnhjidrs2z

gladtidings.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'd love to see democrats buy out most of the tickets to the same show at the Kennedy Center and bring a tomato or two under their jackets to show the J6 choir what real Americans think of them.

laineyopkc1.bsky.social•20 hours ago

How about buy the tickets and make sure no one shows up…

gladtidings.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Good idea, but then the traitorous felons will get paid for doing nothing. At least make them dodge tomatoes for their pay while they try to sing and disgrace our anthem. Of course, I'm open to anything that shows it as the disgraceful shit show that it is.

ophelia4now.bsky.social•1 day ago

How much are tickets?

arabianbob.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣🤣🤣

crystaldl.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'm picturing "Springtime for Hitler" from The Producers actually...

...as if they could find the ~rhythm~ 🙄

https://youtu.be/Ca7063tXIP4?feature=shared

kcbrickley.bsky.social•1 day ago

SNL this is an easy one!

sunnymorton.bsky.social•1 day ago

Exactly what I was thinking! 😂

scotindub.bsky.social•1 day ago

Prop master ‘Go down the store and get us ALL the chocolate frosting they have’

kcbrickley.bsky.social•1 day ago

💩

moosedog66.bsky.social•1 day ago

Are the Village People the opening act?

keithstar1100.bsky.social•1 day ago

And I thought it would be Kid Rock....

colokelly.bsky.social•1 day ago

Shaman? That’s not a name! That’s a major appliance!

polly-o.bsky.social•1 day ago

CANNOT WAIT for the chorale version of Thin Lizzy’s Jailbreak

susiehq.bsky.social•1 day ago

Christoph Waltz as choir master.

annaleehq.bsky.social•1 day ago

Not a bad choice

Hmmm

I suggest JK Simmons from
"Whiplash" 🥁🩸🩸🩸
😂

littlemissemmet.bsky.social•4 hours ago

J6 choir during rehersal.
My sloppy take on it 💙🫡💙

littlemissemmet.bsky.social•13 hours ago

💙🫡💙Love doing skits, might look into this ;)

...Enjoy another til then, yw:

jenpoll.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Like a really bad version of sister act!!!!

jenpoll.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Like i have the whole movie in my head!! I need you, jack black, Steve carrell, and Danny McBride to start!

burienwino.bsky.social•1 day ago

JFC there really is no bottom.

jonflora.bsky.social•1 day ago

How many of Trump's supporters are just Theatre Kids who had their childhood crushed? I am starting to believe that there is nothing more dangerous than a failed artist.