The fuck-arounders are about to be doing some finding-outing in just so many areas of basic human knowledge - ThreadSky

gwensnyder.bsky.social • 29 days ago

The fuck-arounders are about to be doing some finding-outing in just so many areas of basic human knowledge

Reposted from August J. Pollak

You literally cannot grow coffee in most of America

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paganmama.bsky.social•29 days ago

I needed the laugh, thanks. “We can grow our own beans.” 🙄

ajoanne.bsky.social•29 days ago

But it’s magic beans yo

sunshinex.bsky.social•29 days ago

Tea is back on the menu boys or we can jump straight to amphetamines and we can use opioids to modulate the effects 😀

challahchic.bsky.social•29 days ago

One of my favorite finds recently was a Colombian black tea, and I am probably going to mourn

sunshinex.bsky.social•29 days ago

They also export tea? Oh no....you are so cooked 🙆‍♂️

sunshinex.bsky.social•29 days ago

AND IS JUST DAY 6!

challahchic.bsky.social•29 days ago

I feel like I'm locked in the back seat of a clown car that's being driven directly into a wall while the entire world watches

sunshinex.bsky.social•29 days ago

And the worst part is that if something happens to the clown, there is a worst clown as a replacement

anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social•29 days ago

perfectly sums up the feeling

walflour.bsky.social•29 days ago

Meth is kind of on brand

princessalice.moe•29 days ago

It's extremely funny how many of these people don't even know how to spell "Colombia"

herlonzaparoli.bsky.social•29 days ago

Question: why haven't done yet?

"Grown coffee"?

No! Gone to school!

palutena.bsky.social•29 days ago

"Why is my coffee so damn expensive now? It was 25% cheaper last week!!!111"

thecraftybear.bsky.social•29 days ago

Reminds me how a member of our previous government here in Poland said "global warming is OK, we'll be able to grow exotic fruits for ourselves"...

killedbyapencil.bsky.social•29 days ago

Yes he is stupid. Yes Americans will have to pay the tariff.

But we have been working hard on the tech - alternate locations, methods, and hybrids to grow coffee.

I liked this article cause it made me think coffee might not all die with climate change:

https://www.latimes.com/food/story/2024-02-15/frinj-coffee-grown-in-california-is-booming

sfkissinger.bsky.social•29 days ago

And with all that research we still grow less than 1/500th of what we consume.
https://bsky.app/profile/sfkissinger.bsky.social/post/3lasbwbo6gc23

noelmurphy.bsky.social•29 days ago

Gwen.
What is the lead time for coffee growing to production ?
6 - 7 years ?
Long time between drinks.......

ulthanon.bsky.social•29 days ago

Mike Rowe sucks ass but his episode on how hard it is to make one (1) cup of fucking coffee should be required viewing before any of the chuds says shit about "growing their own beans"

Get used to local-grown herbal tea yall lol

faiseurdefemmes.bsky.social•29 days ago

Americans really are so out of touch with how things work. Even *if* we could grow coffee here, do they think it just grows over night? Make America have Critical Thinking Skills Again.

khaki-bear.net•28 days ago

Never underestimate how much the average American thinks non-Americans are knuckle dragging neaderthals.

"If THEY can do it, we can master it overnight" - mantra of average tech bro in the US

wingofbenu.bsky.social•29 days ago

i swear some of the most republican. pro-country boy, supposedly pro-farmer chuds on the earth who insist city people dont understand real america know fuck-all about farming

mikeellee.bsky.social•29 days ago

fuck around, find out.
I want Colombia to suceed.
Trump supporters get rekt

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