If you want to touch my bat wings, just ask nicely. - ThreadSky

hollyross.bsky.social • 1 day ago

If you want to touch my bat wings, just ask nicely.

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lobstermasher.bsky.social•1 day ago

👋

marmaduke-wellburn.bsky.social•1 day ago

Followed you because my daughter is an IP lawyer in the UK. It's like we're family!

hollyross.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh, that's so cool! I could very well know her, as I worked with UK lawyers throughout my career.

marmaduke-wellburn.bsky.social•1 day ago

Well, she's been one for almost a month now, so… 🤣

hollyross.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ha! Well tell her congratulations, and I'm so excited for her and her new career!

aidenilkhani.bsky.social•1 day ago

What is happening?

hollyross.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hush, and close your eyes.

aidenilkhani.bsky.social•1 day ago

That answers nothing and now everything is dark.

chequemeout.bsky.social•1 day ago

May I please touch ya wings?

runswindows95.bsky.social•1 day ago

crabbydaddy.bsky.social•1 day ago

🙏🥺

crabbydaddy.bsky.social•1 day ago

I guess you know you are one letter away from Helly R.

hollyross.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh, I fucking do! I love it, for some reason.

crabbydaddy.bsky.social•1 day ago

Good morning Helly R. Your waffle party will commence shortly.

hollyross.bsky.social•1 day ago

You're so good to me, crab dad 🧇

crabbydaddy.bsky.social•1 day ago

You’re welcome Helly R. Let’s dance.

crabbydaddy.bsky.social•1 day ago

Just letting you know I think of you as Helly R. 😂 You need this:

hollyross.bsky.social•1 day ago

I won employee of the month, and all I got was this lousy coffee cup.

crabbydaddy.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don’t forget the Chinese finger trap!

hollyross.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ooooo - and employee of the fucking month! Winning!

hollyross.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh, I love that so much! And I really dig that you think of me as Helly R. I kind of wanna make out with her, so that's a little weird.

crabbydaddy.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don’t we all? 😍🫠

jonny-spanner.bsky.social•1 day ago

Mmmmm, leathery flaps

hollyross.bsky.social•1 day ago

They are not even remotely leathery! They are lotioned and perfumed.

jonny-spanner.bsky.social•1 day ago

When I put on my biking leathers I look like a reupholstered couch.

I'm imagining something nicer, less armored and possibly smelling better.

I'm an optimist. And two wheels makes me a temporary citizen.

bcpapa.bsky.social•1 day ago

I knew it was you! 😄

nappydolemite.bsky.social•1 day ago

Maybe just gold them around me for a bit? 🥹

hollyross.bsky.social•1 day ago

Now you must gild them.

nappydolemite.bsky.social•1 day ago

Whatever you say my queen

hollyross.bsky.social•1 day ago

🎯

nappydolemite.bsky.social•1 day ago

*fold WTF

hollyross.bsky.social•1 day ago

Aw, baby I knew.

nappydolemite.bsky.social•1 day ago

🥰

miloramone.bsky.social•1 day ago

Smooth move, Ex-Lax

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