I would very much like to be ambassador to the Republic of Maldives. While you may think I am not qualified, I will have you know I have seen the Goldie Hawn movie, Protocol, seven times! I do know know how to dress for cocktail and reception parties. I love to snorkel and kayak.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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I would like to set up shop immediately.
I’m absolutely, totally 100% qualified.
Sooo qualified.
Time for your Charm offensive.
These rules are for Mango Mussolini’s administration only
Pfft, not everyone is qualified yanno
47 says there are lots of countries so I’m still looking.
It would really help your resume.
And have you brought out a terrible, ear bursting record?
Now you need to get the grifting part, and you are on your way anywhere you choose!
🔹 More qualified than Herschel Walker.
🔹 Less criminal than Charles Kushner.
So I should be Ambassador to the Seychelles!
Btw, do you need an assistant in the Maldives? I too like to snorkel, dress up for cocktails and do Kitesurf ☺️
Jeez I'm old, mind you "Wild in the Streets" came out the year I was born
Just from your post you’d be the most qualified person he’s appointed to date.
Gotta google Maldives to find where TF it is and to see how it functions beyond being a safe haven for sketchy people
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Teeny tiny country nestled in the heart of Western Europe. Total population equal to Portland, Oregon. Weird royalty. Cool shit everywhere. Lots of parties!
Qualifications: According to Ancestry, I am 1% Maltese.