I suppose I need to re-up my theory about how Fifty Shades of Grey predicted this moment. Americans want to be quite literally stalked and spanked by billionaires. - ThreadSky

maris.bsky.social • 139 days ago

I suppose I need to re-up my theory about how Fifty Shades of Grey predicted this moment. Americans want to be quite literally stalked and spanked by billionaires.

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marvmadethat.com•139 days ago

vegascasa.bsky.social•139 days ago

Spanked. And not in a good way.
Spanked, without the fabled happy ending.
Just painful spanking. Till we submit.

wildivy.bsky.social•139 days ago

when i said i like it rough, i was not talking about my government, but here we are...

wendytx.bsky.social•139 days ago

Half of America wants to play the role of a battered wife.

recycledgiraffe.bsky.social•139 days ago

I needed this, Maris. xo

notquietmodemd.bsky.social•138 days ago

The problem is that if RFK Jr gets confirmed & stops drug development & vaccine mandates, it will turn into a snuff film at scale.

lowfihistory.bsky.social•138 days ago

They don’t call him DADDY for nothin’!

nicosso.bsky.social•139 days ago

And we have turned into that crazy ex girlfriend that keeps popping up like I tried to tell you.

heyitsdave.bsky.social•139 days ago

All of these supposed alpha males wanting daddy to dominate them. So transparent

nataliewrites.bsky.social•139 days ago

Oh I’m not ready for this theory.

pegsmac.bsky.social•139 days ago

😂

mbou.bsky.social•139 days ago

Hot billionaires! Not these guys.

maris.bsky.social•139 days ago

Fair!

jefffeldstein.bsky.social•139 days ago

I have no interest in being stalked and/or spanked by billionaires. Does that make me unAmerican?

porschejeff.bsky.social•139 days ago

Authoritarianism & bdsm seem to originate from the same place in the ‘reptilian’ brain. Very little cortex. The third reich & kink are certainly intertwined in the collective subconscious—The Night Porter, etc. Not a throwaway notion at all

jakobvala.bsky.social•139 days ago

Related to that, I have a theory that most of the MAGA billionaires have financial domination/humiliation fetishes.

ratherearnest.bsky.social•138 days ago

I prefer working class spankings, myself

kathleenflint.com•139 days ago

I just sighed so deeply reading this

writergirl1.bsky.social•138 days ago

None of the ones you’re talking about are similar to what we imagined Christian Grey to look like. I mean…probably. For people who read it.

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